Who is hotter; Sam, Epps, Lennox, Simmons?

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by McBradders, Jul 13, 2009.

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Who is hotter? :o

  1. Sam Witwicky

    8.3%
  2. Major Lennox

    40.7%
  3. Sergeant Epps

    12.0%
  4. Agent Simmons

    38.9%
  1. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    I may like Sam, but I absolutely find Lennox hot.
     
  2. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    You voted for Simmons, right?
     
  3. Vexza

    Vexza Nerdicon

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    Lennox is HOT.
     
  4. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Major Lennox gives me major wood.

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  5. Witwicky Camaro

    Witwicky Camaro Sabbatical Is Required

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    Oy, is that allowed 0_0?
    Needs to work on his abs...
     
  6. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Why not? All his dangly bits have been covered, and you can't see his bum. That's pretty PG-13 right there.
     
  7. Witwicky Camaro

    Witwicky Camaro Sabbatical Is Required

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    Alrighty then. My Imagination ran away from me then :p .
     
  8. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    Oh lawd, this thread just got more awesome.
     
  9. billmoo

    billmoo aka zynordar TFW2005 Supporter

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    One man, two cheeks! Cue the Simmons/Sam slashfic!

    [​IMG]

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
     
  10. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    You should see the pics of his bum.

    Oh! The things I would do to that.
     
  11. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    What does any of that stuff matter?

    It really has no bearing on the question involved. Apparantly you're alright about objectifying women in such a context, but not men?

    Weird.

    EDIT: If you've posted such protestations in the other threads please accept my apologies in advance.
     
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  12. Excelsior Prime

    Excelsior Prime Autobot Leader

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    If you check out my posts, you'll see I've never started a thread of this type for women (yes, I'm a heterosexual male) nor have I participated in "objectifying women."

    I have a wife and two daughters, so I don't appreciate your accusation. Seems I hit a sore subject, i.e., that this kind of discussion really shouldn't be in this thread as it is A) off topic and B) inappropriate.

    If homosexuals (or heterosexuals) want to discuss this kind of thing, do it in general discussion, via PM, or through profile discussions.

    Of course, our society today victimizes homosexuality, and so this sort of thread is "okay" because everyone is supposed to just be "tolerant" and "accepting."

    I don't ask anyone to read my thoughts on the opposite sex (by not posting them) so I think it's only fair that this type of thread shouldn't exist.

    Prime
     
  13. smkspy

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    I really don't see the problem here. We've had the "who is hotter? Fox or Lucas thread" before. What's the difference? It's all in good fun after all.
     
  14. NGW

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    *points to sig*

    The man alone himself, of course.
     
  15. Smasher

    Smasher HUNKY BEATS

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    I think the bold text is closer to the truth.
     
  16. Obvious Prime

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    Epps.

    Bring it ;D
     
  17. billmoo

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    Also, why was Rainn Wilson's astronomy teacher not included in this poll? Megan Fox looks like she wants to eat him alive!

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    /moan
     
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  18. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Veteran

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    We are both tolerant and accepting here at TFW2005. If a thread is to your distaste it's wise to not participate.

    I do, however, apologise for the prior accusation, it was somewhat unfair of me.
     
  19. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    I dunno, but with all the T&A in the first two, we better get to see some dick in the 3rd movie.
     
  20. shroobmaster

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    I don't have to be gay to admit that John is good looking fellow!