Whirl Facts, please contribute to the Autobot with No Known Weaknesses

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  1. RogueRunner

    RogueRunner Phase-Sixer

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    Whirl's POL just shipped.
     
  2. Rattrap Primal

    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord, Botbot Collector

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    -One time Whirl landed in Oz. The Munchkins started singing. Many Munchkins died that day

    -Whirl was one of the Time Lord's forbidden weapons.

    -Whirl is actually the basis for the Meta Gears. Obviously, they failed at getting things to work like Whirl

    -The Necrobot had a brush with Whirl.

    -Whirl kept a memento of Killmaster. Just don't ask what it was.
     
  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Whirl's imaginary friends had to be put in witness protection.
     
  4. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    Whirl doesn't need to Spy Check on Team Fortress 2, he just knows if you're a spy.
     
  5. RogueRunner

    RogueRunner Phase-Sixer

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    Whirl knew where Carmen San Diego was the entire time.
     
  6. Grimlock22

    Grimlock22 This is noise

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    Every nuclear weapon on earth thats been detonated was actually Whirl farting.

    (I've got more but they're all cross over jokes if you guys want them let me know)
     
  7. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 Optimus, serving up the primest of ribs since 1984

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    The eye of Thundera is Whirl's other eye.

    Cop-tur is Whirl's son and Whirl is disapoint.
     
  8. strangeguy32000

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    The last robot who made a "Roflcopter" Joke in Proximity to Whirl was never seen again.
     
  9. Grimlock22

    Grimlock22 This is noise

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    'Bots have nightmares about Scarecrow, Scarecrow has nightmares about whirl
     
  10. nobleboivin

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    The reason why Optimus always gets upgrades is so he can try and be cooler than Whirl.

    Whirl is the slenderman
     
  11. Shockwave9227

    Shockwave9227 A real stand-up guy

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    Whirl can foil Shockwave's Dark Cybertron plans but it's too easy for him so he lets the others do it.

    Whirl once flew into a meteor at 200 MPH. On impact, the meteor exploded.

    Whirl is the one and only Super Cobra helicopter. The ones we pilot are merely tributes.
     
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  12. Dachande

    Dachande MULTI-QUOTE- USE IT. Super Mod

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    Dos Equis stole it from Whirl...

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    (please excuse the roughness as I literally did this in under 10-minutes...)
     
  13. strangeguy32000

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    Whirl Transforms into a Super Cobra, not an Apache.
    Similar design, Different execution.
     
  14. 9.8m/s^2

    9.8m/s^2 What's in a name?

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    Whirl went back in time and made Bell change the AH-1 designation.

    Edit: See?? Whirl did it again!!

     
  15. Meta777

    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

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    Whirl doesn't shoot, his bullets are simply too terrified to stay near him.
     
  16. Rexidus

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    The Angels are weeping in fear of Whirl.
     
  17. Rexidus

    Rexidus Autobot

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    The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. It was mass suicide out of fear of Whirl.
     
  18. strangeguy32000

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    Whirl always knows where Waldo is.
    It only takes ONE lick for Whirl to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-pop.
    Blue Öyster Cult's song "Godzilla" was originally about a real-life Rampage by Whirl in Jersey City. Name and Location were changed to protect the band from Whirl's wrath.
     
  19. Grimlock22

    Grimlock22 This is noise

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    Scientist: We don't like to admit it but the universe was formed by Whirl farting and holding a lighter to his ass.

    Whirl's so accurate that he could hit unicron between the eyes from the other side of the universe.

    Whirl isn't insane everyone else just isn't normal
     
  20. Allsparky

    Allsparky Bayou Buah/Ex cross-tie walker!

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    To quote an old Vulcan proverb: "Only Whirl could go to China."
     
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