Whirl Facts, please contribute to the Autobot with No Known Weaknesses

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  1. nobleboivin, Mar 2, 2014
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    Black holes are the result of Whirl farting or belching
     
  2. Rexidus, Mar 2, 2014
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    Upon his activation, Whirl immediately killed the technician. That was the 4th person he had killed thus far.
     
  3. bookwormdalek, Mar 2, 2014
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    Chuck Norris is just Whirl's pretender shell.
     
  4. Grimlock22, Mar 2, 2014
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    The reason the dinosaurs went extinct is because Whirl took a shit in the Ucatan peninsula.
     
  5. Soundpulse, Mar 2, 2014
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    The only reason Godzilla attacks Tokyo is because he fears that Whirl would get there first.
     
  6. Allsparky, Mar 2, 2014
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    Out of sheer terror, Whirl's spark will never truly extinguish!

    Whirl was the mastermind behind H.A.L.'s shenanigans in Space Odyssey. Truth be known, Whirl was H.A.L.

    Whirl turned down a chance at a bit part with the Gobots in order to direct that good ole series from the 80's which has stood the test of time thus far......much like Whirl!

    Whirl loathes Transmorphers! To utter their name in his presence would invoke psychotic rage!

    Whirl took up watchmaking so that the universe could have the gift of time!
     
  7. RogueRunner, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl fools April.
     
  8. agentSAP2006, Mar 2, 2014
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    This thread is made of pure win and sig material.
     
  9. bookwormdalek, Mar 2, 2014
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    If Batman, Superman, Wolverine, Iron Man, and Loki were to get in a fight, then Whirl would show up, and instantly win just by being there.
     
  10. convoy84, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl can use his claws to make the most accurate shadow-puppet of a lion EVER.
     
  11. Rexidus, Mar 2, 2014
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    The Doctor calls Whirl for advice.
     
  12. Rattrap Primal, Mar 2, 2014
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    -The saddest day for any Autobot Protoform isn't learning that that The Knights of Cybertron probably don't exist, it's learning that Whirl does.

    -Whirl's other Pretender Shell is Jayne Cobb from Firefly
     
  13. RogueRunner, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl always sleeps with one eye open
     
  14. bookwormdalek, Mar 2, 2014
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    Despite what the credits say, all of Beast Wars was done by Whirl. The Animating, Voice Acting, Writing, all of it.
     
  15. RogueRunner, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl's favorite number is more.
     
  16. Grimlock22, Mar 2, 2014
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    The reason crimson typhone only has one eye is because the Chinese where hoping the Kaijuwould mistake it for whirl.

    Whirl had a weakness...but it got scared of him.
     
  17. knyghtmare2021, Mar 2, 2014
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    Despite not actually having thumbs, Whirl holds the Galactic Championship for thumb wrestling.
     
  18. 9.8m/s^2, Mar 2, 2014
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    Record winter in the US this year. Coincidentally, Whirl sneezed back in September.
     
  19. Feralstorm, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl and Bill Brasky like to go clubbing on weekends.
     
  20. Meta777, Mar 2, 2014
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    Whirl IS the true fan.
     
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