Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Rattrap Primal, Mar 1, 2014.
I dare any board member to say whirls name three times in the mirror
The Hulk ain't got shit!
Everytime you strain to have a poop, Whirl is thinking of you.
Whirl's favorite comedy animes are the works of Hideaki Anno, Yoshiyuki Tomino and Gen Urobuchi.
The final TV episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion actually makes sense to Whirl.
So does Lost
Whirl got time for that
Whirl can blow up stuff with his mind
Whirl might only have one optic, but he can still see the world clearer than an IMAX 3D movie.
Whirl can tell the difference between butter and a dead cat he also expects the spanish iquisition.
Whirl's Prime Mode is simply him grabbing whichever poor fucks are in reach, and using them as arms.
Whirl is a top level grand pianist.
Imagine Grimlock, Slag, Swoop, Snarl, Sludge, Trypticon, Metroplex, Fortress Maximus, Unicron and Primus, Shockwave, Ironhide, Optimus Prime and Megatron all combined into one
You've successfully created a mental image of Whirl.
*Goes in the bathroom and says whirl's name three time.*
The Collosus of Rhodes was built to as a tribute to Whirl. However, it collapsed due to the fact that it couldn't match Whirl's awesomeness.
Whirl regularly pisses on Prime Dreadwing's grave.
TFP Starscream slaps Insecticons and is surprised when they try to murder him.
Whirl slaps Unicron and is not surprised when he runs away crying.
Nice knowing you
Whirl looks at the massacre in the mtmte #23 comic and thinks "meh, needs more murder"
Whirl laughed hard at the season 3 finale of Korra.
According to his toy representations, Whirl's penis is basically a spinning rotor...
Whirl never uses protection!!
Suddenly shipping Whirl and Idw Arcee makes even more sense.
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