Whirl Facts, please contribute to the Autobot with No Known Weaknesses

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  1. gregles

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    I dare any board member to say whirls name three times in the mirror
     
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    The Hulk ain't got shit!
     
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    Everytime you strain to have a poop, Whirl is thinking of you.
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Whirl's favorite comedy animes are the works of Hideaki Anno, Yoshiyuki Tomino and Gen Urobuchi.
     
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    The final TV episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion actually makes sense to Whirl.
     
  6. arcee101

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    So does Lost
     
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    WEEGEE hi mom.

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    Whirl got time for that
     
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    Whirl can blow up stuff with his mind
     
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    Whirl might only have one optic, but he can still see the world clearer than an IMAX 3D movie.
     
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    Whirl can tell the difference between butter and a dead cat he also expects the spanish iquisition.
     
  11. Nemesis Scar

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    Whirl's Prime Mode is simply him grabbing whichever poor fucks are in reach, and using them as arms.
     
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    Whirl is a top level grand pianist.
     
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    Imagine Grimlock, Slag, Swoop, Snarl, Sludge, Trypticon, Metroplex, Fortress Maximus, Unicron and Primus, Shockwave, Ironhide, Optimus Prime and Megatron all combined into one

    You've successfully created a mental image of Whirl.
     
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    *Goes in the bathroom and says whirl's name three time.*

    The Collosus of Rhodes was built to as a tribute to Whirl. However, it collapsed due to the fact that it couldn't match Whirl's awesomeness.
     
  15. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Whirl regularly pisses on Prime Dreadwing's grave.
     
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    TFP Starscream slaps Insecticons and is surprised when they try to murder him.

    Whirl slaps Unicron and is not surprised when he runs away crying.
     
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    Nice knowing you

    Whirl looks at the massacre in the mtmte #23 comic and thinks "meh, needs more murder"
     
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    Whirl laughed hard at the season 3 finale of Korra.
     
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    According to his toy representations, Whirl's penis is basically a spinning rotor... :eek: 
     
  20. gregles

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    Whirl never uses protection!!

    Suddenly shipping Whirl and Idw Arcee makes even more sense.
     
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