Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Rattrap Primal, Mar 1, 2014.
Whirl taught Elfman Strauss what it takes to be a real man.
Once when Whirl did a poop, humans found it and didn't know what it was. But the material was so dense all they could do with it was turn it into some kind of round shield...
Captain America joke. LOL
Whirl can sing in every single language at once. However, he doesn't sing because his voice can shatter mountains.
Cybertronian Chuck Norris right here.
Pfffft. Whirl is to Chuck Norris what Chuck Chuck Norris is to an amoeba.
Whirl bench presses 80000 tons every weekend
Whirl is the leprechaun who tells Ralph Wiggum to burn things.
After the war, Whirl tried his hand (ahem, claw) at education. The height of Whirl's career as a teacher was tutoring a special needs child. He became something of a role model for him.
The kid graduated with all honors.
Wlirl and Twirl both have summer homes in Canterlot where they sip tea and casualy converse about the weather.
What? can't be wierd 100% of the time.
Whirl is Michael Bay's puppetmaster.
Whirl is currently having a fun time at last minute switching the contents of peoples ice-bucket challenges with human faeces or sulphuric acid depending on his level of sadism. He has been doing this since getting bored of doing it to the contents of peoples neck-nominations
Whirl gave Highbrow an inferiority complex.
Whirl rigs every Oscar Night.
Whirl laughs at the human's ice bucket challenges.
He says he prefers more extreme methods, *calls Acid storm*
(Obscure one time)
Whirl made the watch that definitely did meta kill will Ferrell's character (Harold Crick) in stranger than fiction
Whirl is yo mama!
Whirl is the loch ness monster that gets tree fiddy
Whirl does not need to ride Grimlock, Grimlock wishes he could ride Whirl.
On his day off, Whirl likes to sit in his hab suite and relive every kill. After he has nostalgia, he uses a time machine given to him by Brainstorm to go back in time to team up with himself in order to have even more awesome kills. To date, the Whirl's have taken at least half of Thunderwing's invincibility off after a battle involving several Whirl's in place of The Wreckers........
Slenderman has a restraining order placed against Whirl.
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