Whirl Facts, please contribute to the Autobot with No Known Weaknesses

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  1. Meta777

    Meta777 Dr Pepper Fan

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    My bro.


    Whirl doesn't transform, vehicles just want to be around him.
     
  2. bookwormdalek

    bookwormdalek Gotta get a grip

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    When Whirl farts, an entire planet gets nuked.
     
  3. Fanatic97

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    Whirl once beat Swerve in a talking contest
     
  4. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    This thread is epic.
     
  5. 9.8m/s^2

    9.8m/s^2 What's in a name?

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    For reasons she can't articulate, ever since returning to Earth, Verity Carlo has an eyepatch fetish.
     
  6. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Whirl does not perceive depth, depth perceives Whirl.
     
  7. 9.8m/s^2

    9.8m/s^2 What's in a name?

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    Megatron has been known to gaze at Shockwave and whisper, "If only you were blue and clawed, sweet prince."
     
  8. Shockwave9227

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    Thunderclash learned his skills from Whirl.
    It's said that Whirl's optic is what scared off Unicron.
     
  9. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Whirl gives great High-Fives, despite only possessing 2 digits on each claw-hand.
     
  10. SPLIT LIP

    SPLIT LIP Be strong enough to be gentle

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    Whirl always wins at rock/paper/scissors.

    I gotta say, this thread... it brings a TEAR to my EYE.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Feralstorm

    Feralstorm Good Morning, Weather Hackers! TFW2005 Supporter

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    Ba-dum-TSSSss.


    Fellow Empurata enthusiast Shockwave did everything he ever did only because Whirl "wears it bettter".
     
  12. Meta777

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    Gipsy Danger can use a boat as a sword.

    Whirl can use a sword as a boat.
     
  13. Coffee

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    Whirl died in #21, Death just didn't have the courage to tell him yet.

    Whirl already visited Luna 1. Thus the mystery of the Metrotitan Graveyard was solved.

    Whirl doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

    Whirl doesn't wear any of the watches he makes, he DECIDES what time it is.
     
  14. HeroicC300

    HeroicC300 Chats with Artists

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    When Whirl was kicked off the Wreckers, every logo cried

    Whirl never left Kup's crew; Kup's crew ran in fear

    Obsidian once tried to take his look back from Whirl. He has not been seen since that attmept
     
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    Whirl wasn't kicked out of the Wreckers, the Wreckers were kicked out of HIM.
     
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    Whirl sucked my... pole.

    He said it tasted like.... chocolate
     
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    You see son, in Transformers there are 5 kinds of bots: No Powers, Hero Powers, Matrix Powers, Overpowered, and Hilariously Godly Overpowered.

    And then there's Whirl, who could've just walked(flew) into Kaon, punch Shockwave in the face(eye), kick Devastator in the robo-nuts, set everything right and be back before lunch time all while wearing the matrix as a piercing on his dick.

    If he only gave a fuck!

    Let's see how many people get this thing.
     
  18. Rexidus

    Rexidus Autobot

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    Bay considered using Whirl in the movies but they ran out of corpses.
     
  19. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Whirl is the Mandarin!
     
  20. Priest of Salem

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    Primus said,"let there be Whirl" and there was Whirl.
     
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