Which Transformer could pull the most chicks?

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  1. TheG1Reviewer

    TheG1Reviewer Well-Known Member

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    Which Autobot/Decepticon do you think did the best with the ladies on Cybertron ? Or the worst...

    Best:
    Autobot: Prowl
    Decepticon: Starscream

    Worst:
    Autobot: Omega Supreme
    Decepticon: Shockwave
     
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    Probably Sideswipe or Hot Rod did the best
     
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    seali_me Dakilang Mandirigma

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    You mean which would be a ladies man?

    Jazz. He would sit there like a brown man and the ladies would just flock to him. It comes very naturally. No effort. A true ladies man.

    As for Starscream, the ladies would flock to him but only as hags. Every lady has a gay friend. SS strikes me as such.
     
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    I dunno about Hot Rod, he couldn't even pull Arcee (she clearly wanted Springer). Maybe when he was Rodimus Prime she liked him a lil' more because he had some power (we know what the girls like). Sideswipe, MAYBE, but apparently his brother Sunstreaker was "more attractive" as far as the Autobots go.
     
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    blur3479 Movie Prime Apologist

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    autobot: jazz
    decepticon: ss
     
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    Jazz could definitely get the hunnies. I bet he and Blaster hit up the clubs gettin' all Crunk and grindin' with the ladies. Now, starscream was not a gay-pal, no way, he totally was a womanizer. If anyone was gay, it was clearly Shockwave.
     
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    TylerMirage I vawnt my berdt.

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    This thread... :sly2: 

    What the heck, I'll play.

    Most womanizing Autobots:
    -Optimus Prime (big, buff, smart, kind = all of the best qualities, but his more serious nature might serve as a detractor)
    -Jazz (hip, cool, always hitting the dance floor, talking up the chicks)

    Worst womanizing Autobots:
    Perceptor ("Why, according to my calculations, your rear skid plate has taken quite the abuse over the yea-" *SLAP!* "What did I say?")

    Most womanizing Decepticons:
    Megatron (basically all of the same reasons as Optimus, but for the evil chicks)
    Starscream (He'd know exactly what to say to a woman and get what he wants. And then leave her alone the next morning and never call her back.)

    Worst womanizing Decepticons:
    Shockwave (*walks up to group of female Transformers* "It would only be logical that you go out on a date with me." "Ugh, no!" "Those bitches!")
    Soundwave (Well, Soundwave probably wouldn't waste his time with such frivolous activities, but if he tried, he'd still fail. "Large posteriors: Preferable. Ability to deceive: Negative.")

    I believe the role of "ladies man" has already been taken...by a human, no less. ;) 
     
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    Great post! So many to choose from. Lets not forget Powerglide and Seaspray. They had skill at interspecies dating. Also, even Spike's own future wife Carly hit on Bumblebee before she settled for Spike. Who knows when on in their garage when Spike and Daniel were at soccer practice...
     
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    Shockwave just strikes me as Brit stereotype.

    SS definitely strikes women's gaydars. All that catty personality is what makes him attractive to women.
     
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    Well, Movie-verse Soundwave could probably try to impress them with his tentacles :lol 

    Though I picture him more as that serial killer who picks up girls and then chops hear heads off and mounts it his wall ["No girlfriends. Only Trophies."] seems fitting for the sadistic bastard he is on the movie-verse, with Laserbeak being his partner on his crimes.

    I'd say Lockdown seems the kind of guy with lots of girlfriends.

    Now a truly hilarious one would be Prime-Megatron:

    Prime-Megatron [screaming like a lunatic]: "GIRL, YOUR RIGHTFUL LORD AND MASTER HAS COME. OBEY TO HIS WILL."
    Fembot: "...What?"

    He would be screaming like a madman the whole ordeal.
     
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    Lockdown - is what women want and don't want but can't resist.

    Wreckgar - He's old school but that porn stash is there for a reason. Maybe it's his huge engine in chopper mode or the way he count before he umm arrives. Not easy to explain but yeah he's old school.
     
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    Best
    Autobots: Jazz, Springer
    Decepticons: Blackarachnia (yes, that's right :p ), Megatron, Starscream

    Worst
    Autobots: Blurr, any Dinobot who isn't Grimlock
    Decepticons: Rumble, Horri-Bull, Trypticon

    Shockwave does not belong on either list. He's one hundred percent asexual. Neither do Grimlock or Bludgeon. They strike me as the kind of guys who'd sneer at any sort of relationship as a sign of weakness.
     
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    Starscream could probably "pull the ladies," but he is certainly not "into the ladies."

    I will agree with the ones who say Jazz and Springer probably got that shit locked down. I say the worst would probably be Rewind. He's a midget with asperger's. (in contrast, Eject is probably good with the ladies)

    For Decepticons, maybe Drag Strip would be good with the ladies. Blot would easily be the worst.
     
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    Blurr - too fast. One second bot. Lol

    Grimlock - has too many issues or baggage. Blatant issues for that matter. Maybe back in highschool. He fits more like that college dude hitting up highschool chicks.
     
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    Octopunch probably has Japanese schoolgirls flocking around him in droves.
     
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    In terms of G1...
    Bumblebee and Jazz
    Soundwave and Megatron

    movieverse...
    Sideswipe and Ironhide
    No 'Cons ... too ugly.

    in general?
    Bumblebee and Megatron would definately pull the most tail.
     
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    Blaster's more like the DJ. Maybe if peeps like Jazz was not on the dance floor the ladies would go for him. Women come notice him constantly but not in droves. So no.

    Jazz really fits the bill.


    Give a proper Jamaican stereotype in a transformers character and watch that bot knock up the fembots like crazy. Even Arcee can't resist.
     
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    Bumblebee pulling the most tail? The hell? He comes across as the invariably friendzoned nice guy.
     
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    ^

    Maybe in New Jersey or Utah. Or a trailer park. It's relative you know. Ironhide lives there too I think. Lol
     
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    New thought, WHEELIE couldn't get any ladies, nor could Kup without looking like a dirty old man. I bet Tracks got plenty of girls on Cybertron. G1 Swindle may have been guilty of using the date-rape drug once or twice...
     

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