Quoted in part from elsewhere:

"I'm not saying I actually worship a robot, even one so far advanced to as to be in disguise. That's stupid. But if Optimus Prime gave me a gun and said, "Mike, I need you to kill a man," I would say, "I've got your back, Prime." There would be no questions, no hesitations, no doubt."

 

True. Except the ice caps. (or one of them)

CANADA R RUEL TEH UNIVERSES! WOOP!

Though I would probably have more fun on the side with less justice-lovers, I'd probably side with the do-gooders just because the bad guys always lose.

 

Decepticons.

 

I'd be a mercenary.

 

i 2nd that lol.

 

I like the sound of that, or maybe a good guy turned bad.

 

I suppose Decepticon would be the "cool" answer, but to me Autobots all the way 

 

Decepticon, for sure. The Autobots are dirty hippies.

On top of that, the Decepticons (as a generalization) get to transform into awesome military hardware, and the Autobots are usually just boring old flimsy cars.

If I were a Decepticon, I'd wanna transform into a tank. In fact, I'd wanna be Brawl/Devastator from the movie. Utterly badass.

 

Double spy. That would be fun, if I don't get caught.

 

Furthermore...I would be a Decepticon Seeker!

 

With a sword?

 

hmmmm, you mean Armada Starscream style wing blades? Yeah sure that works.

 

decepticons. all those stronger or smarter then you are higher placed, and that might makes right.

only downside is their health care plans are rather shocking.

 

I'd be neutral. Probably die being so, but both sides have their reasons for what they do and both have done...questionable things, IMO.

I'd likely be considered a Decepticon sympathizer, tho.

--Moony

 

I don't think i could stand working under and with sinister, arrogant, greedy, uncaring and unfair personalities. I need to feel repected, valued and listened to as a fellow team-mate and to know that i am aiding a good and worthwhile cause. Autobots it is.

 

How'd you get a job in the real world then?

 

i be kicker in suit with autobot symbol and i be allie with autobots

 

The one that will fight injustices.

 

I’d be very wary of someone telling me freedom is the right of all sentient beings. I’d find it extremely suspicious if that same someone implies freedom could be distributed evenly throughout Cybertronian Society, especially if that someone is a 33ft energonguzzling robot with cybernetically enhanced transforming capabilities and accusing its natural flying adversaries of being deceptive dubbing them DECEPTICONS. I wouldn’t put my trust in such a someone who clearly lacks any sense of irony.

I’d put my faith elsewhere, I’d seek a person which embodies his convictions rather then just bombard me with hollow phrases and fancy titles.
Until all are one? Pathetic if you ask me! Prime, Ultra, Minor, Alpha etc… etc… ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR which I would happily help to expose for the lying filth it is.
DEFILE, DEVASTATE, OBLITARATE and TERMINATE! I would live and die by these principles and pledge my loyalty to the cause which serves them.

The so called cybertronian Golden age doesn’t lie in the past it lies in the future, a future which is shaped and actively transformed by relentless determination, persecution and conquest. The future will be founded on the corpses of Autobot scum, starting with the carcass of optimus prime.
THE DECEPTICONS WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE AND MEGATRON WILL RULE THE DECEPTICONS!

ALL HAIL MEGATRON!

 

Oh come now, surely not all people you work for and with are distasteful and infuriating? Are they?

I wouldn't know yet anyway i guess, i'm still in university.