which decepticon would you NOT want to meet in a dark alley?

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  1. OptimusPancake

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    Definately Laserbeak... I would not only not be able to outrun him but he would also offer me free candy and a ride in his van.
     
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    Soundwave- because of his tentacles

    Laserbeak- That guy Is Messed up.

    Barricade- I don't him asking me for my eBay username.
     
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    Laserbeak and Soundwave.

    Barricade to. But also Megatron

    But really. Shockwave and his Driller
     
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    Barricade and Laserbeak.
     
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    Alice? Who know what would she do to you in a dark alley xD
     
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    Laserbeak
     
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    I would have to say Megatron.
     
  8. Stormrunner

    Stormrunner Cry for the Cat's Eye

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    Megatron.
     
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    Pink Bumblebee.
    Laser beak too.
     
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    IGOR!!!!!

    (I'm not jokin'....He could jump up and bite my head off for all we know!!)
     
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    probably Reedman, i mean he's already hard enough to see...you know?
     
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    Yeah...Reedman would be pretty scary since you could barely see him and he could just slice through you.
     
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    It's easier to pick the ones you WOULD want to meet in a dark alley [and even those are hard to find].

    If we actually stop to think about them for a while and not about the BAYHEM, they could very well be interpreted as a bunch of metallic Eldritch Abomminations running around the galaxy.

    Think about it: They're psychotic creatures that rarely speak [refering to the lesser 'Cons here], make unnerving buzzing sounds that sound like some ancient dark language that you don't even wanna know what it means and they have terrifying physical shapes that came straight from your fucking nightmares.

    Hell, some of those Abomminations even use words [Soundwave], but they sound like they devoid of any freaking soul.

    And I'm talking about the ones that don't talk much here [Devastator, Bonecrusher, Constructicons, Protoforms], things get even worse when we consider the ones that do talk: They're all psychopaths who enjoy murdering us and hearing our pleas for mercy as they murder the shit out of you [Frenzy, Laserbeak], they're disguised as something you could be using right now [like this goddamn computer], they are unstable minds who want to kill you and bath themselves in your blood while laughing histerically: You can't even TRY to imagine their thoughts, it's too off-the rails to picture [Laserbeak again, Megatron, Barricade].

    So you choose: Silent Eldritch Abomminations or Creepy-smiley Deranged Psychopaths?

    Good GOD, You should thank heavens no one ever tried to focus in those aspects, because honestly, I'm almost turning this in a Lovercraftian story single-handedly.
     
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    Laserbeak, Ravage or Bludgeon.
     
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    Ravage
     
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    Bomb-Burst(oil-drinking freak), Fangry and Snapdragon, when they're pissed off and Bludgeon
     
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    Wheelie before he went 'good'
     
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    At this point, a 3 month old kitten scares me more than most of the movie decepticons. seriously, just kick it and it'd probably run around screaming MAH EYE! MAH EYE!
     
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    Laserbeak.
     
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    Lazerbeak
     

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