Where did he put it?

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  1. Seawing

    Seawing Lurker of the depths Moderator

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    where does a naked man carry his cell phone?
    :yuck 
    linky
     
  2. grimlockams prime

    grimlockams prime Check you feet

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    HOLY-FLAMING-MONKEY-SNOT! Thats absaloutly the 5th most insane thing ever.
     
  3. omega knight

    omega knight Chibi lancelot launch

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    up your ass?
     
  4. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    If I said this was local, would anyone force me to find out where the d00d kept his phone?
     
  5. BigPrime3000

    BigPrime3000 Well-Known Member

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    I don't care how he carried the cell phone. The article said he got into the holding tank of the port a potty, I'm much more curious as to how shit-faced drunk you have to be to go diving in feces.
     
  6. grimlockams prime

    grimlockams prime Check you feet

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    this is a very odd question. but an intreging one
     
  7. Turbocharger

    Turbocharger We should get more letter

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    Probably one of those scat-fetishists.
     
  8. Master Megatron

    Master Megatron Action Bastard

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    The prospect of the possible things one could contract from that situation scares me the most.
     
  9. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Man he was in some deep shit
     
  10. iheartarcee

    iheartarcee Idonotheartbeastwars

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    Thats what she said
     
  11. Drake

    Drake Smooth Is Smooth Baby

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    Naked guy probably had it on a belt clip with a belt like all the other idiots who think they look awsome with a phone strapped to their side.
     
  12. Blunticon

    Blunticon The Oddjob

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    Working in construction grown men can act immature at times. I can say that my coworkers and myself have had our days of pranks with the porta jon. We've locked people in there, thrown fire crackers down the pipe when we know they are popping a squat. Parked heavy equipement up to the door, used fork lifts and moved them to odd places, lol! (One of my favorites) At the end of the day and the whistle blows we've locked folks in there while people are getting paid. So other sick stuff I really cant mention, but never has anybody been locked or harmed in these incidents.
     
  13. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    EWWWWW! That is one sick man. If that EVER happened to me while drunk, I would RUN to AA so fast, I would break the sound barrier. :puke2: 
     
  14. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    GAH! When did you get back!?

    Anywho, that's probably the worst thing a firefighter has to deal with. But hey, it's worth telling your grandkids about! :p 
     

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