I don't care how he carried the cell phone. The article said he got into the holding tank of the port a potty, I'm much more curious as to how shit-faced drunk you have to be to go diving in feces.
Naked guy probably had it on a belt clip with a belt like all the other idiots who think they look awsome with a phone strapped to their side.
Working in construction grown men can act immature at times. I can say that my coworkers and myself have had our days of pranks with the porta jon. We've locked people in there, thrown fire crackers down the pipe when we know they are popping a squat. Parked heavy equipement up to the door, used fork lifts and moved them to odd places, lol! (One of my favorites) At the end of the day and the whistle blows we've locked folks in there while people are getting paid. So other sick stuff I really cant mention, but never has anybody been locked or harmed in these incidents.
EWWWWW! That is one sick man. If that EVER happened to me while drunk, I would RUN to AA so fast, I would break the sound barrier.
GAH! When did you get back!? Anywho, that's probably the worst thing a firefighter has to deal with. But hey, it's worth telling your grandkids about!