When you hear elves what do you think of?

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  1. doomboy536

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    Generic fantasy elves that live in the woods and so on.
     
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    Pissed-off midgets wearing elf clothes around the holidays. :p  Any other time during the year, I think of Link from the Legend of Zelda.
     
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    Little people. As horrible as that is to say.
     
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    Elves are the bottom feeder knife eared scum of the world. I 'hear' an elf? He's probably trying to steal my gold.

    I don't know his name either. I don't have time to remember the names of PEOPLE I'VE DECAPITATED. Muhuhahah.

    No seriously though, when you say elf, I think of Elf depictions like in Dragonage or other RPGs, where they're basically second class citizens to humans.
     
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    winter season: little elves (Santa helpers)

    other seasons: tall elves (mostly from Warcraft)
     
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    i think of elf bowling. fun online game. bad ds port.
     
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    The fantasy elves, like from LOTR, sometimes the hippie ones from Overlord more specifically.

    Link isn't an elf, he's Hylian, so I never think of him.
     
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    cookies

    you guys know
     
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    and their from an island
     
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    Will Ferral yelling "Santa!!!!"
     
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    That terrible movie with Grizzly Adams.
     
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    Blond archers? But the elder children of Iluvatar were, in the main, dark of hair, save for the golden house of Finrod!


    ...Anyway, it's possible that my brain has retconned Santa's employees into Tolkien elves. How they get any toys built with all the speeches and kinslaying, I'm sure I don't know.
     
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    Pretty much this, or at least something anime/hentai/etc.
     
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    When I think of elves, I think of Elf Bowling. It's an old PC bowling game my dad showed all of us where Santa's elves are the pins.

    SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS OF ELF BOWLING. I can take off my straight-jacket now. "ELF ELF BABY!"
     
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    Legolas.
     
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    What everyone is in World of Warcraft.
     
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