i have alot of female friends atm, sadly i dont think any of them think of me in that way. so depending on my net, it will be me, action or comedy dvds with some porn and hot hand action at the end of the night.

damn that sorta sounds depressing.

 

Pizza hut!


What? They don't let loli into posh restaraunts. ^^

 

I thought lolis haeted pizza.

 

From one girl to another, sweety, you really sound like you might need some battery operated TLC in your future. You can PM me if you want some pointers on how to's or where to buy and what brands I recommend.

P.S. Linkin Park sucks.

 

No... I DO NOT need TLC. I'll just wait 'til I have a husband to be doing any love business, thanks. Which, coincidentally, I am pretty damn sure that won't be happening anytime soon... be my luck, I start dating a guy, we get married, and within a month or so into our marriage we'll be filing for divorce.

And Linkin Park does not suck! They rock! I listen to their music as a means of calming me when I'm upset, be it when I'm all pissed off at the world or I feel suicidal.

 

I am telling you Masterbation is 100 times better than whiny lyrics for relaxing.You don't need to be married to your hand.

Protip: In this day and age you will have more dates if you put out.

 

Not to be rude, but this maybe should be saved for PM. There could be kids reading this.

 

Nothing I said was explicit or graphic. Certainly nothing a 13 year old wouldn't hear in health class. Definately something Trans+Crazy should have heard in health class.

 

Unfortunately, my girlfriend and I are a distance apart. So, i'm going to be alone for Valentine's Day (continuing the tradition of me never having a person at my side on Valentine's Day). She is getting 2 dozen long stem red roses sent to work, so at least she'll be happy (this is actually her first Valentine's Day where she's actually had a boyfriend during St. Vday). I'm just hoping no one dies on my again, like my grandma did many a year ago. Personally, i'm just hoping that my ribs stop being so stiff and hurting.

 

*Screams in frustration*

First things first... when I responded to this thread, I've stated that I have no special someone to spend my Valentine's Day with. I was expecting to be bombarded with "Hey, I know somebody who can take you out" or "Why don't you just go out somewhere so you can get hooked up," but nooooo... all I get is a couple of people telling me to make love to myself. Like hell I'm doing that crap.

Secondly... anybody who's going to PM me on the whole making love to myself thing, I'm going to delete them first thing I get the message. So don't bother going there.

Thirdly... Linkin Park's lyrics are not whiny. They are full of powerful emotions that needed to be let out. Why do you think I got hooked onto the band in the first place? Just because everybody was saying how great their music was?

And lastly... I've been in a bad mood since last night, and it's obviously not going to get any better as the day wears on, especially if you peeps are going to do nothing but make it far worse than it already is. I especially don't need to be dwelling on a seriously bad mood all through this weekend. Me being in a bad mood equals hell has broken loose.

With that, I'm through with posting in this thread. Can't wait for the St. Patrick's Day thread to surface.

 

Didn't you have a girlfriend Omegus   I could of sworn you said so on the podcast, and that sounds more like you are babysitting...you know unless you like the loli, then all the better.

 

Maybe you could go out with Barricade?

 

To be fair, its hardly an outlandish suggestion. I think you might be blowing this out of proportion slightly.

 

I was just trying to help: endorphins > Stress and Emo Pop music.

 

nothing wrong with that, and at its core, it's good advice, few people really are okay with themselves, they think having someone will be the answer to all their problems. unfortunately i think you were banging your head against a brick wall becase of this:

like i said, sounds like she's looking for someone else to fill the void, and no, that's not a euphemism.

 

Ha, ha, ha... very funny, very funny.

Could you please stay out of this?

       

*Storms out of thread for the VERY LAST TIME*

 

I released my endorphins twice this morning. I am very at peace with the world now.

 

Nothin' really special planned.

Gifts and flowers for the lady friend.

 

Sorry, just trying to put things in perspective a little.

 

Trans+Crazy, I know you actually won't have left the thread, but here's some advice from one girl to another:

As a "late bloomer" in the loving yourself department, I used to kind of feel the same way about it. Then I started doing it, and it seriously makes you feel better in almost every way. Less stress, more self esteem (surprisingly enough) and it just feels good in general.

I know you're probably either not going to respond or respond all angry-like, but it seems like some good ol' schlicking might calm you down a bit.

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