Whats the first thing you would do if there was a tf fight in your front yard?

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  1. maninthebox94

    maninthebox94 Banned

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    I would take pictures then post em on here!!!

    wtf....tfw....
     
  2. Mechafire

    Mechafire Veteran TFW2005 Supporter

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    Video camera time.
     
  3. Kup-is-Dion

    Kup-is-Dion Lord Cthulhu

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    First thing: crap myself. Second thing: camera time.
     
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    realCliffjumper Well-Known Member

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    Run and hide and then watch. I once saw a Clay Aiken in a parade and spent all my time taking pictures that I never actually got to see him in person. So I have learned my lesson. No pictures from me! I would watch and then try to meet the bots. And become a plucky human sidekick!

    Yes, I am a North Carolina born and bred Clay Aiken fan. Nothing more needs to be said on that subject.
     
  5. maninthebox94

    maninthebox94 Banned

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    Ehy, least you like tf's...
     
  6. spikex

    spikex Nightbird is my bitch

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    run as fast and as hard as my puny fleshling legs would allow.
     
  7. Skylock

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    Grab my least favorite tf and step on it right in front of them.
     
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    Gather my wife and kids, then get the fuck out. Cameras be damned; I'd rather be a live lunatic than a dead witness.
     
  9. Silent_Magnus

    Silent_Magnus Taint of Primus

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    I'd do one of 2/3 things.

    1. Try to eat it

    2. Check to see if I can see any faction symbols, what I'd do after that is up to what side it's on.

    A. if it's an Autobot/Maximal: I'd make first contact and become the ambassador of Earth.

    D. If it's a Decpticon/Predacon/Renagade: I'd run/drive/fly as fast as I could to the nearest military base, and hope that conventional weapons can harm the transformer.
     
  10. kidnicky

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    I'd jump in and start scrappin',son! Any Transformer talking shit in my yard is gonna get his card pulled!
     
  11. Vexza

    Vexza Nerdicon

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    Well, LOGICALLY I would run away very fast.

    HOWEVER, I would probably watch and take digital pictures until it seemed that the good guys were losing.
     
  12. Nightrain

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    Ram an SUV into the foot of the meaner looking one.
     
  13. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Locate the nearest Autobot scientist and point out the benefits of binary bonding.
     
  14. maninthebox94

    maninthebox94 Banned

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    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Watch the fight for a little while and then, once the property damage started to mount up, I'd shoo them away with my G1 Megatron toy in gun mode ("Megatron and I want you to move along now, please..."). Assuming one of the TFs involved wasn't G1 Megatron, of course.
     
  16. Jetstorm

    Jetstorm Wielder of the Keyblade

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    I would either stand there in shock/awe, or run the hell away xD
     
  17. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    check to see if my homeowners policy coveres damage from giant robots j/k lol
    i grab my camera and snap pictures as long as it was safe to do then id get the hell out of there and hope my house survived in tact
     
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    Duck and cover, like I learned in kindergarten.
     
  19. Nagaoka

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    I would absolutely not take any pictures. Everyone knows the person with "evidence" is the one who gets killed next. At the very least fiction dictates the camera would get smashed or lost forever.

    I'd probably just run, or purposely get into danger so the Autobot would swoop in, rescue me, then drive us out of there. This is of course followed by 3+ seasons of wacky adventures with the Autobots.
     
  20. Hooligan

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    I would sit there, look up, and should "F*** my ex-girlfriend for saying that nothing interesting would ever happen to me!"

    And then I'd run like hell!
     

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