What's the craziest excuse you broke up with your ex? Or Vice Versa

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  1. darkmgmstr

    darkmgmstr Blue Lantern Corps Member

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    Since i created it, i'll start. By far, the most craziest excuse why I broke up with my girlfriend is because she went nuts after she saw a simple hello message on my friend's myspace. My friend happens to be an ex at the same time. My girlfriend pretty much accused me of missing other friend/ex and still loving her, though i only said hi to my friend/ex and i've been faithful to my girlfriend since the day we got together. I called it quits because of her overreacting to the message and she doesn't trust me around other girls. She is paranoid about me leaving her for someone else. What a tradgety....:cry 

    BTW, my 100th post!!!! :D 
     
  2. eyeballkid

    eyeballkid Old

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    girls are nuts and they dont know what they want.
     
  3. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Pulled a castanza once, told her it was'nt her, it was me that had problems.

    Girl was crazy, was afraid she'd stab me or something if I dumped her prickstyle, or mess with my ride.
     
  4. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    costanza lol

    u shouldve made her lick the stamps instead lolol
     
  5. b_ack51

    b_ack51 I'm on the interweb!

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    My roommate broke up with his girlfriend (now ex) because gas prices got to high for him to travel to see her. She only lived 10 miles away.
     
  6. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    She smelled like soup.
     
  7. Edge

    Edge weapon of destruction

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    Best one I got is cause she felt her grades were slipping and this was in the middle of summer when there was no school. If your gonna make something up at least make it belevable
     
  8. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    I've told the feminympho story already; that post is lost to the Fuzzy now. :( 
     
  9. Hook

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    I think your grades are slipping too o_O 
     
  10. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Her: "It's not you it's me. You're the greatest. And if it wasn't me, I'd marry you."

    WTF?!
     
  11. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    done to me
    "the trip is too long"
    "Uh...okay"
    "lets break up?"
    "what?"
    "You are a nice guy and everything but I need someone who can be here for me all the time."
    *looks weirded out*
    "OOOKKAAAYYY"
    "Im not joking"
    "fine Ill just go on far off in the distance"
    *walks away from her*
     
  12. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    I dumper her because she got my name tattooed on her ass about a month after I met her.

    INSANE-O
     
  13. unicron's blues

    unicron's blues I need to get rich!

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    Probably the truest thing I've read all day.
     
  14. meetoblivion

    meetoblivion aka chazzy

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    Funniest one i would say is this

    her: I'm going to see my friend all weekend. I won't be around, can't see you.
    me: it's ok.
    her: What do you mean it's ok? We're through!
     
  15. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    It's funny even though I know you mean your real name, I picture some chick with "MegaMoonMan" tatooed in big letters on her ass and it makes me smile a little.

    Last girlfriend I had before I met my wife broke up with me because she said I was too negative. Fuck that bitch. The thing that pissed me off was she pursued me when I had a girlfriend already, broke up that relationship, we dated for a while then she dumped me, so then I had nothing left. Bitch.



    HMMM Maybe I am a little negative, still, screw her.
     
  16. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I usually just broke up prick-style.

    Now I did have a girl break up with me once because I caught my boots on fire in public then ran around yelling "Look I'm a flamer."

    I also had a chick (spoiled bitch) break up with me when I was about 16 or so when she found out the car I drove belonged to my mom (not me).
     
  17. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I'm honest with the girls I Break up with, although sometimes it comes off a bit harsh ("You BORE me").

    And, I haven't had a girl break up with me since the 6th grade, when that stupid brunette girl told me she wasn't interested. But that was only because I was young and stupid and didn't make a move on it. So I guess I haven't really been given any excuses either.
     
  18. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    I once told a girl that I couldn't stand her family, and then I dated her sister.
     
  19. TheJacker

    TheJacker Banned

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    i broke up with a girl in the summer because she wrote that she had an undying love for me on everything she owned, then she got realy too thin and kept saying she was fat, and then after she got realy to thin then fat then she wanted me to do her.(that wouldve been gross).

    so i said i was goin to france to study art

    lol and she bought it. lol
     
  20. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I broke with one by telling her I had to focus on Graduate school...saw her out in a bar the next weekend with a new girl.

    Man was she pissed.
     

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