What's the crappiest Transformer you own (with pics)

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  1. juise

    juise TFW2005 Token Negro

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    So what is the one Transformer you own that you think is total crap? Why do you have it? Why is it crap?

    I'm not talking about junkers though. Just normal good condition Transformers that were complete crap from day one.

    For me its this guy right here.
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    G1 Powerdasher! Any of the 3 Powerdashers are equally as crappy, but for some reason this one really does it for me in the crappiness department. These things fall into the "Transformers I didn't even know were Transformers category"! Seriously I never knew the Powerdashers, and Whirl were "real" transformers until this year! The only reason I have these clowns (yes I have all 3) is for the sake of my complete 84-86 G1 collection. :( 

    Well I showed you mine, now you show me yours!
     
  2. Rodimus Major

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    Movie deluxe Scorponok. Scorpion mode is fine, but robot mode...let's just say some scorpions, should stay scorpions.

    And my camera's pretty crappy too.
     
  3. dilectus

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    Haha, Rodimus Major, I'm pretty sure yours takes the cake. That Skorponok toy is an abomination. As for me, I'd say Energon Grimlock. Could be worse...

    Sorry no pic.
     
  4. blunghole

    blunghole The Tapeworm of Unicron!

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    Armada Laserbeak. I knew he was crap from the start, but I wanted him to try him out as Grand Maximus' head.
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    Still fails. I actually think this works better.
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  5. TJOmega

    TJOmega The Plastic Addict Content Contributor

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    :lol  Hostess Maximus!

    No pictures of my worst figures cause I make them into entertainment! Check my YouTube page where I review the awful ones. (Yes, I am shameless)
     
  6. Zherbus

    Zherbus In Shogo Hasui, we trust.

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    This piece of poo:

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  7. Soundblaster1

    Soundblaster1 The Heisenberg of Toys

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    puffmarko psychological terrorist

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    ahahah that Brave Maximus pic with cake is so hilarious!! asdasdasd:lol 
     
  9. Orion_Prime48

    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    pick one any one or just consider all
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    and ive heard im like the only person to think this but Energon Rodimus I thought hed be cool but hes so limited it kills the fun
     
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    Movie dropkick
     
  11. Gouka

    Gouka Well-Known Member

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    You can't count the McDonald's toys, after all, you get what you pay for and they were free.
     
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    Bikertrashwolf (youtube) calls that Sucktimus prime
     
  13. Orion_Prime48

    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    oh alright then I reiterate my statement and name Cyberton Cannonball instead
     
  14. Omega Charge

    Omega Charge Prepare for trouble...

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    I think that toy is awesome.

    And poor Scorpy is very underrated.


    Anyway, here's mine:


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    You do NOT want to see his "robot" mode.
     
  15. shroobmaster

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    Movie Barricade.

    God do I HATE that toy, maybe GM paid Hasbro to make the Mustang's toy suck too.
     
  16. BHB

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    Movie Longarm.
     
  17. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    G1 Wheelie...doesn't need pics.
     
  18. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Nobody mentioned Armada Sideswipe? Shame you on people.
     
  19. WhiteMocha

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    No pics available, but I'd say it's a three-way tie between Titanium GI Joe Megatron, FAB Movie Smokescreen, and the A. Sideswipe repaint Universe Treadshot.

    And hey, I've got the latter two for sale in the Junkion Exchange. How's THAT for a sales pitch? :p 

    If it weren't for their G1 get-out-of-jail-free cards, I'd also put G1 Blurr and Ruckus on that list.

    Oh, and the Classics minicon Dirt Rocket (the yellow motorcycle). I hate that figure PASSIONATELY, but hold on to it for the sake of completeness.
     
  20. WhiteMocha

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    Sorry, double post.... the figures were just THAT crappy, that it needed to be repeated twice.
     

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