Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrgalvaprime, Feb 23, 2012.
Exactly what it says on the box
I was hit by a police car, once.
Between Biology and maths today some girl jumped in front of me and said "my nipples are sore" and walked off
Did you offer to ease her suffering?
I have inadvertantly pumped George Lucas's gas, been struck by lightning, born during metapause, eatten tripe, and pay money for music
I totaled my cay on the interstate by hitting a tow truck when I was 18. (In my defense he didn't see my car and backed out into both lanes of traffic and I couldn't avoid him... Well I could have crossed the median into oncoming traffic but that would have been more dangerous)
Same here. She was hot too.
The police car was hot?
I was waiting in line for a concert at In The Venue, The Ghost Inside were the headlining act. All was going well, when the line split between day-of tickets and those got theirs early. This put myself and two friends behind this redheaded woman in line.
She proceeded to advance us in a sexual manner.
"How old are you guys?", she asks. "I'm legal. Unless you're not, in which case, I'm totally illegal."
She went on and on throughout the line. References to her mosquito bite boobs, going in the bathroom, how she's 17-18, only puts out for boyfriends, wants a one-night stand, is straight-edge, how she wanted me to fuck her gauges to stretch them out, her fucking my eyes, sitting on my face, and "shredded beef" (You can guess what that means!)
We got in, watched Sleeping with Sirens (they suck) perform, and then she came over and said Hi again. She hugged us, and then we didn't see her until after we left, to where we exchanged good byes.
Still don't even know what the fuck.
Hahahah, that's finitely better than all 3 of my hooker stories, especially the most recent since I don't know if simply being offered a free "bj or something" from a 40 some year old woman even qualifies.
I was once propositioned by 4 40's something Japanese women driving a Mercedes when I was stationed in Hawaii... They kept calling out hey soldier boy you come with us to hotel room we make it worth your while. I had a g/f at the time or else I may have taken them up on their offer... No, I guess I still wouldn't have.
So basically, it dawned on you that somewhere down the line "it seemed like a good idea at the time" might not cut it anymore.
ITT: TFW Late Night
^^Yea, the it seemed like a good idea at the time ended when I watched the movie Hostel... Causes I'm sure that shit happens somewhere.
Then there's the 2004 or whatever remake of The Hitcher. Maybe it's just me, but I spent like 90% of that movie yelling curse words at my tv, most of them directed at the dumb bitch who despite having a nice rack throughout, basically rode her stupidity as the entire film's plot device. Bet the boyfriend wished he had something better say as his last words than that it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seriously, this story NEVER gets old
I especially liked the imagery created by "mosquito bite boobs", and how the dialogue went horridly bad from then on, only to peak right up before the eventual climax.
IE All the Scream's I'm all like "Beoch grab that gun an busta cap in that mofo." I HATE "scary" movies. The only thing that makes them a bit tolerable is having a girl that likes them there with you so I have better things to do than fall asleep.
Hhaah that's so true, and without even needing to go outside either. Speaking of which, did you get a chance to send that Silverbolt yet?
Sorry man not yea shits been crazy this week. I need to be in town tomorrow for a meeting so I should have time to hit the post office... Sorry about the delay and by tomorrow I mean in a few hours I should get some sleep but alas there is still more work to be done on my presentation. Howl at the moon YEA BABY
No worries, and don't let it get in the way of anything. I just figured I'd ask because I naturally equate "going outside" to going to the post office, and being wired as balls makes me out everything into the same sentences & thought processes.
In either case, I've often found that turning off my computer does wonders in terms of productivity. If I need the computer, then I just close irrelevant browers & use the tv for music & background noise.
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