What the!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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    You see I been to the P/X( A Mall on a military base) three times today to buy and return stuff and near the P/X there is a swimming pool and the lifeguards are Teenagers............................................so on the way back from the P/X
    I decide to take the short way back home which is cutting through the Graveyard and walking behind the church (which is across the street from my house).......which both are behind the swimming pool..................................



    i'm in a field between the back of the Church and about 300 feet away from my house.......for some reason I look behind me

    and I see Two Lifeguards Making out......behind the church......in a very very disturbing manner.




    What shocked even more was the fact that during the shock of seeing that I said really loud "oh gross.....Get a room!!!!!!"....and they didn't hear a thing.
     
  2. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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  3. Robogeek28

    Robogeek28 Who're you calling a geek?

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    Well alrighty then.:popcorn 
     
  4. Dinobot Nuva

    Dinobot Nuva Johnny 3 Tears Veteran

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  5. ILoveDinobot

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    So you never seen 2 people make out?
     
  6. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Were they both male, by any chance?
     
  7. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Stop the presses....teenagers are horny.
     
  8. Ace Convoy

    Ace Convoy Well-Known Member

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  9. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    And you didn't ask if they had room for one more?...fail.
     
  10. Spartan Prime

    Spartan Prime is an apathetic douchebag

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    At least that story wouldn't have made me feel like I wasted 20 seconds reading it.
     
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    I love you sledge
     
  12. Ace Convoy

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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    So you saw two people kissing and felt you had to share it with us because...?
     
  14. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    Ace, I'm afraid to ask this being you are 16. Have you ever kissed a girl?
     
  15. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    I heard that girls have this thing between their legs called a vagina.

    I wonder what's up with that. It's a funny word. Vaaaaaggggggiiiiiiinaaaaa
     
  16. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    "In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina... Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson."
     
  17. Lock Cade

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    Um, Ace Convoy? You do realize that by sharing this story with us, not everyone is going to be as grossed out about it as you are.
     
  18. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    Dude, you really need to get out more.
     
  20. EvaUnit13

    EvaUnit13 REBUILD

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    so i found out that girls poop the other day. i nearly threw up
     
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