What should I do?

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  1. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan www.megamoonman.com TFW2005 Supporter

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    So I was walking by the vending machines at work this morning, at this girl standing by them asks if I can help her. She's bought a bag of popcorn, and it has fallen half-way down the machine, only to get stuck on the jerky rack. I try shaking it and banging on it, but it won't fall.

    So I just walked by again, and it's still there, and I'll be damned if seeing that jerky this morning didn't made me want some. I have no idea where she went, and now it's three hours later. Buying that jerky will make them both fall.

    Should I buy the jerky and get a free popcorn, or should I leave it be? Should I get the jerky, and set the popcorn aside, risking that it gets taken by any yahoo?

    What to do?
     
  2. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Track her down.
     
  3. honestgabe

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    Buy jerky and get some free popcorn
     
  4. Omnibus Prime

    Omnibus Prime I'm too old for this shit TFW2005 Supporter

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    Then track her down.
     
  5. MegaMoonMan

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    I thought about that, but it's a big place (around 6000 people), and I barely remember what she looks like.

    It's entirely possible that she came from another building for a meeting.
     
  6. honestgabe

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    Nothing wrong with free popcorn.
     
  7. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    Since you don't remember her, I'm guessing that she wasn't too hot?

    Take the food.
     
  8. Streck

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    Buy the jerky and watch as the vending machine figures out a way to somehow keep the popcorn, in defiance of all known laws of physics. This is what they do.
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    The power of Jerky compels you.

    THE POWER OF JERKY COMPELS YOU!!
     
  10. MegaPrime33

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    Well the way I see it she probably left and wont come back because she couldnt get what she wanted. You're better off getting the free popcorn before someone else finds out and gets it.
     
  11. defstar

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    If the place were smaller I would say to attempt finding her...but 6000 people...hmm...I say free popcorn...
     
  12. MegaMoonMan

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    Somehow I knew you'd say that. She wasn't bad, I was just on my way somewhere and was preoccupied. If I saw her again, I'd remember her.

    I broke down and went for it. I'm eating the jerky - and the popcorn sits on my desk, surrounded by guilty feelings.

    Maybe I'll hold onto it for now, and see if she comes back.

    LET THE STARING CONTEST BEGIN!
     
  13. Streck

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    That's pretty funny. Did you mail my discs yet?
     
  14. pscoop

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    If you honestly can't find her. Get your jerky and the free popcorn. Think of it as a slot machine with food.
     
  15. Deefuzz

    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    Now that you have the popcorn its a nice ice breaker if you see her again.

    "Hey I got your popcorn, what are you going to do for me?"

    Yowza!
     
  16. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    jerk off all over HER rack.
     
  17. honestgabe

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    and then say "Now thats the extra butter you've been looking for"
     
  18. Foster

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    With all this jerky and popcorn, you'll be thirsty. THAT'S where they stick ya!
     
  19. MegaMoonMan

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    The popcorn just won the staring contest. White cheddar flavor, mmmm!
     
  20. Foster

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    She should put in for a refund. Which isn't your problem. Finding dental floss at work will be your problem.
     

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