What shall i if im scared of riding my bike on the road?

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  1. RabidYak

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    I don't know about that, it must be pretty hard to ride a bike and rape a woman at the same time.
     
  2. nkelsch

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    Hey, I assume any rapist who rides a bike to catch people would be good at it.
     
  3. Deceptikitty

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    Unless it's a specially designed rapebike.
     
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    Sounds like a bike with out a seat, but just a seat post...
     
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    Just ride around your neighborhood or local park etc.
     
  6. Deceptikitty

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    Oh god. :lol 
     
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    Oh Noes! RAPEBIKE!
     
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    Actually you'd be surprised at how easy it is.


















    Or so I've heard.
     
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    Damn double post.

    Oh well.

    To be honest, I'm in the same boat. I have a brand new bike but I don't ride it either because I live right off of a very busy street.
    At least the bike was free, so I don't feel like I'm wasting any money by not riding it.
     
  10. Obvious Prime

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    I bet Gant would have one of those.
     
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    LOL. Rapebike. Best thing i've heard all day!
     
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    Isn't there a path in the woods or something like that? Over here we have the Greenbelt, and it's just a long stretch of dirt road by the river. It's a great place to go riding. Concerning the rape/murder part, you should be fine if you go in the afternoon when everyone else is out. If you're out biking at 1am, then I think rape/murder would be an issue. Concerning riding out on the streets... just ride through a suburban neighborhood. If you're afraid of killing yourself, stick to the sidewalk and wear a helmet. As long as you're not on any main roads you should be fine.

    I'm giving advice to a troll. Jawesome.
     
  13. Belgrath

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    Beat me to it.

    Or a bike path (only if it's safe).
     
  14. smkspy

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    No shit, I watched my best friend get hit by a car when we were 15. Neither of us have been on a bike since then either.
     
  15. Obvious Prime

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    To be srs, here's some tips.

    1. Find a bike trail.
    2. Don't bike at night.
    3. Wear reflectors. (OR RED ALERT WILL RUN OVER YOUR ASS!)
    4. DO NOT ride into oncoming traffic. (Unless you want to, which is fine with me)
    5. Send pictures of yourself to Llamatron
     
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    Don't encourage him!
     
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    Wear helmet... I thank heaven everyday for having my helmet on the day I got hit by a car from behind.
     
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    I woulda figured you for a doughnut man there officer :D :D 
     
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    whoops double post
     
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    :lol