1. Jetfire's father. "Do you know what my father was? A wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did nothing with HONOR!"
2. Lennox and Galloway on the plane. "We're in the plane, you dumbass!"
3. Mudflap telling Simmons that he had a "pubic-fro"
4. Skids and Mudflap fighting over the green car.
5. Starscream screaming "MY ARM!"
6. Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg.

 

Oh yeah, and Skids and Mudflap pretending to be ninjas.
Mudflap *hanging upside-down in an alley* "So this is what it's like to be a ninja?"
Skids *crouching low* "Ya gotta... blend in with your surroundings!"

 

The Twins constant teasing of Leo, and the constant bickering between them.

Wheelie, of course.

Bumblebee destroying the house. I just got a kick out of that one.

 

I laughed at almost all the places Bay intended me to (don't know what that says about me, LOL), but pretty much everything with Jetfire fell flat with me. To the point that I'm now considering not getting his leader toy. The only line I really did like was the one about his father tho, that was pretty funny. Reminded me of Dana Carvey's grumpy old man skits on SNL. ...and we LIKED it!!!

Glad to hear I'm not alone in liking the twins tho... Their interaction with Leo was priceles.. "head lookin like a chia pet."

 

"I hope they have good aim."

"Why?"

"Cuz I told them to hit the orange smoke."

. . . or something to that degree   hahaha

 

When Sam jumped onto the light in the library, trying to get away from Alice, Makaela and Leo were already on the lower half and Sam goes "IT WONT LET ME DOWN!"

 

Simmons and his "One man" bit gets better each time I see it and Leo's reaction where he says "Will you stop saying that,I'm in the car with you!" was perfect.

Bumblebee's less than subtle way of trying to tell Sam that Alice wasn't all she seemed was one of the cleverer bits of comedy and it worked very well.

The twins in general were pretty good and far from the nightmare that people were proclaiming before the movie was released.

Wheelie saying to Simmons "Tell him he's tall" to try and win over the diminutive guard at the checkpoint.

Jetfire's exclamation of "Bollocks!" when he fired his missile the wrong way.

 

This^^

Leo is actually hilarious in this movie  

 

All the stuff you guys said!

Particularly, though, nearly everything the Twins said (Skids being a ninja, "it was an ASS WHOOPIN' ", "It's s'posda hurt!" calling Leo a pussy)

I think the bits I liked the least was Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg and the tiny guard, but even those were tolerable.

 

I loved when bumblebee blew up the house, and got yelled at to go to the garage. He threw that one tv. I also loved the "HEY LEO!!!!" and then Leo saying he's gonna get a heart attack

 

Mudflap: Yeah, and he's growing his hair out like a ChiaPet.
Judy smacking her head on the pot.
Tight T-shirt joke.
Lennox calling Galloway a dumbass after pulling the chute
Alice hitting her face on the dash.
Everything Leo.

 

twinsscene:

i take the green one  

 

The Twins were the best comedy routine, EVER... EVER!!

 

-Devestator sure has BIG ball balls! LOL! Absolutely ridiculous but funny!
-The Twins were the best comedians in the whole movie! Gotta love the way how they announced they couldn't read. This makes them even more dumber and funnier than ever!
-Jetfire's cussing and his parts falling off. He's definitely the best grandpa!