What Nic Cage May Have Looked Like As Burton's Superman

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  1. Joe Moore

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    I sense a new sig picture!

    Also, I vomited in my mouth...
     
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    ...Wow. I have never heard a single thing that has ever made me wish this had been made. This definitely does not change that.
     
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    There is no way I can ever take the image of Nic Cage as Superman seriously. I have to fight hard to stifle a guffaw just looking at him in the costume.
     
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    Ugh, that's horrible but take a look at the neat pictures further down the screen!
     
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    That looks like a still from a bad porn parody of Superman. Blecch.
     
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    The hair... no. Should had Micheal Keaton do it :p 
     
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    Soon as I saw the thread title, the word that popped into my head was "ridiculous." I'm glad to see my psychic skills are up to scratch. Good grief, that would have been a bad film.
     
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    That is why Nick Cage shouldn't have been Superman

    Cool concept art at the bottom though
     
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    Thank God this never got made.
    Superman looks wasted.
     
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    uh.....wow.
     
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    He looks like he's probably got SuperMunchies.

    I'd quite like to see Matthew Fox as Batman though.
     
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    Its so funny. XD I never really dig the idea of Cage being Superman, sorry. ^^
     
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    This must have been a time when Tim Burton was off the drugs.
     
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    He makes as good of a Johnny Blaze as he does as a Superman. At least with Ghost Rider, his head was a flaming skull.

    One thing that always baffled me is why Superman wasn't cast as someone with a bodybuilder type physique. While there are a shortage of actors that fit that bill, only one person is needed to play the part.

    Then again, I'm not a huge Superman fan anyways.
     
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    Cant...unsee...eyes...bleeding...

    I thought this was a bad idea when I first heard about it but now its my new personal nightmare fuel.

    Thanks for the imagery.
     
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    Wow, what? Robot Zombie Superman?
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