What is the weirdest converseation you've ever had in real life

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  1. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    For me it was what would it be like if celebrities delivered pizza I know it's weird but it was a year or 2 ago
     
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    (phone rings)

    Me: Hello?
    Elderly lady (Deep South accent): Good afternoon. May ah speak with (so-and-so)?
    Me: Nobody by that name living here, ma'am.
    Elderly lady: Hang on a moment. Ah think ah have the wrong numbah. (pause) Lawd have mercy - I think ah have the wrong coun-trah! (hangs up)
    Me: ...

    True story.
     
  3. Moonlight1102

    Moonlight1102 Banned

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    "Hi!"

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    "Bye!"
     
  4. ironjazz

    ironjazz Tie Fighter pilot

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    :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol  :lolol 
     
  5. Bountyan

    Bountyan Well-Known Member

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    That was me. Sorry about that.
     
  6. Astrotrain52

    Astrotrain52 Former Green Kool-aider

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    I'd probably get banned from the site if I talked about it here. It involved pineapples and a broken door.
     
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    The Talk.
     
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    Bountyan Well-Known Member

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    My parents never gave me 'the talk.' I had to find out via the internet and school.
     
  9. Paladin

    Paladin Have Zord, Will Travel

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    doomboy536 Universe Onslaught fanboy

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    Me talking to a customer at a cafe I used to bake for.

    "Hey mate, want to know something crazy?"
    "...yes."
    "The government owns us!"
    "What?"
    "Yeah, think about it. You know the womb?"
    "Yes."
    "Well that's water, so we're products of the water!"
    "Wait, I don't..."
    "..so basically we're, like, ships, and that means we're bound under maritime law!"
    "...I'm not quite sure..."
    "And all ships are registered as part of the Merchant Navy right, so that means we fall under military law!"
    "...again, really don't think so..."
    "So no wonder all of my court cases get thrown out! I need to go and see a tribunal of the Admiralty or something!"
    "...are you certain about..."
    "Well never mind. 3 blueberry muffins to go please."
    "...."
     
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    GFH The G Squad

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    I once had a conversation about the implications of a remote control robotic rapist.
     
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    Remote control? Sigh. Even rapists lack interpersonal skills these days.
     
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    Dirge121 Eat the chikums

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    I've had a hairdresser discuss how the government covers up aliens all the time and how reptillians are real and a very serious threat. Oh, and how there are very clear signs of coming global catastrophe. Nice guy though and he actually did a great job so I'd go back.

    That would probably take weirdest. Most awkward would be a neighbour asking your plans for the future then announcing they only have a few months to live.

    If this included twitter conversations then I could go on for days
     
  14. Dran0n

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    I had a conversation about this with someone too.

    I have had many weird, depraved, gross, offensive conversations with people. I honestly wouldn't really know where to start.
     
  15. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    The TFW TF2 server. I won't say much more. You'll always find really bizarre conversations there.

    On my life, I've had some weird ones.

    One I can think of now:

    *person trying to be a star wars fan greets me with the "Long live and prosper hand thing*
    Me [facepalm] - That's From Star Trek.
    Person - The sequel?
    Me - No, Star Trek is another franchise, wrong franchise.
    Person - It's all connected man.
    Me - No, Star Trek has Earth in it and people travel in space, there's no Earth in Star Wars and people use lightsabers.
    Person - There's no Earth in Star Wars?
    Me - No.
    Person - No humans then?
    Me - No no, there are humans.
    Person - Then how did they come there?
    Me - There are a series of theories about how, none of them involves Earth.
    Person - Well, what's to say Earth doesn't exist in SW and all humans came from there?
    Me - I say it isn't, now shut up.

    God, what a stupid girl.
     
  16. SkywarpsNipples

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    So just because someone doesn't know the details or story to SW/ST makes them stupid? Dealing with a badass here.

    I'm in the same boat as Dran0n, I would have no idea where to start.
     
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    Kylehudson14 On when I'm on

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    Trying to convince someone Im not lying, but thats more frustrating than weird.
     
  18. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    I am known for being something of a Insufferable Genius.
    And no, that doesn't, not knowing that Star Wars and Star Trek are different franchises howerver, does, as well as not being able to follow a single line of thought without messing everything up, as well as using the wrong goddamn greeting every time she talks to me even though I have explained a hundred times it is the WRONG. FUCKING. GREETING..

    That, my friend, makes her stupid.
     
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    KnightSaberAmi Nyan Nyan

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    Me calling and telling the Lieutenant on duty my Father passed away and informing him someone needed to track my brother down and let him know what happened.
     
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    FatalT 71 Mr. JazzHunter

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    Arguing in French over US dollars in the middle of Moscow.
     

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