What if...?

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  1. sharpy39

    sharpy39 Sharpius Prime

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    This would never have happened, but I found it funny when I came up with it in my head, so here goes...

    What if Hasbro hadn't given clearance for specific character names and likenesses, forcing Paramount to create 'almost-the-same-but-not-quite' characters?


    "I am Opius Prime, leader of the Autocons."

    "Meet my Lieutant - Bling."

    "My medical officer - Spanner."

    "Weapons expert - Ironside."

    "You already know your guardian Honeybee."

    "Deceptibots attack!"

    "All hail Megaschlong!"

    "Starbeam, get them!"

    "Constructigons combine!"

    "I am... Jetflyer!"



    How stupid would it have been if they gave stupid names to Wheeljack and Mirage such as 'Q' and 'Dino' as well!? I'm glad that didn't happen... Wait.


    Can you think of any more?
     
  2. OptimusPancake

    OptimusPancake Prime's Breakfest Chef

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    lmfao i LOL'd at honeybee
     
  3. IronPrime80

    IronPrime80 Autobot

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    You owe me a new computer monitor/keyboard. :lol  :lol 
     
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    gambit020480 Banned

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    They sound like the names you would see given to KO TF......:) 

    Except for Megaschlong.......
     
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    transformervic1 HI!

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    :lolol  :lolol 
     
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    Wheeljack94 Autobot Lycan

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    :lol 
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    I would've been far more comfortable watching the movies that way, knowing they weren't about my favorite characters and therefore unable to shit on them.
     
  8. Shocktron

    Shocktron Well-Known Member

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    "What the hell was that?"

    "That...was Sockpave."

    "OI! I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!"
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    ^This.


    also Soundwave is D.J Deathman.
     
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    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    The movies would have made hundreds of millions of dellars.
     
  11. DinoFreakUSA

    DinoFreakUSA Well-Known Member

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    "Spaceguy acknowledges. Deceptibots mobolize, it is time."
    "We are here looking for the Rubix and we must find it before Jetflyer."
    "The Notstanding, my master..."
     
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    Mysticsilk Decepticon minion

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    Megaschlong LOL! I think honeybee would probably be a female character :lol 
     
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    could be a Orgazmo crossover
     
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    "And that Icecream truck over there is the twins, Skidder and Tireflap"

    Are you Samuel James Witwichita? Decendent of Archibal Witwichita?

    Those are the triplets, Arthree, Chromery, and Anita-1

    That is Sentiment Prime, former leader of the OttoBawts

    Call in Backswipe!!!

    Watch out its Ravish!! He's stealing the shard!!

    You always get the job done Tazerbeek

    Noisewave acknowledges

    These guys are the Trekkers, We dont let them off the base cause they're really racist.

    Bolt target those afterburners!

    Heads up here comes Blacklight and his minion scorpenchops!!
     
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    OptimusPancake Prime's Breakfest Chef

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    Optimus Lemons
    Bumbleberry
    Staricecream
    Megabonbon
    Ironhello
     
  16. sharpy39

    sharpy39 Sharpius Prime

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    ... And Skorpopop!
     
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    SkyfiRe71 Precursor

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    Tazerbeak :lol 
     
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    Rightslash, deploy
     
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    blur3479 The most boring member

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    Toadruster lopfin bedsoot- wreckers

    Jankmace lowtar fatchick- dreads
     
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    i laughed so hard optimus stole my face!!! lol :]
     
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