Instead of using space bridge technology, some robots would have the ability to flip into another world, where they are similar, but yet different.

And the Constructicons are robots in yellow coats, called the Con-Toi. Even their ride seems to be somehow alive.




When Optimus Prime dies, he gets buried in the old Autobot crypt and later comes back like an undead being. Uh... wait?

 

It would be set in Maine. At least one character would be alcoholic. At least one character would be a writer. There'd be an adulterer and his whore, dumb rednecks, oldbots who know stories of weird happenings from ages ago.

 

Maine.
Orion Pax is a writer.
Megatron is a asshole [probably an alcoholic or a adultereer].
Decepticons are dumb rednecks.
Autobots are some useless police force.

They discover a mysterious Dark Energon, people start vanishing, that same old crap, Megatron gets killed in some ironic way, at the end is revealed that Dark Energon is made from horseshit or something like that and that its weakness is water, all with ridicuously bad CGI effects.

There, a Perfect Stephen King story.

 

It would look like it was written by a giant douchebag.

 

O_O There would be some scary @$$ episodes.