what if Mr Bay made X non-tfs franchise?

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  1. gregles

    gregles quintesson

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    Its simple what if our good friend Michael Bay made a different franchise how do you think he would do it different.

    I will get the ball rolling by saying what I think would happen if he did batman. I think catwoman would almost certainly and maybe poison ivy be a character too and I think for reasons of lazy writing and sexism they would have a cat fight were there already pornographic super hero costumes would get torn and have parts torn off till they are fighting in there underwear. the batmobile would be more car like and take part in many sun-kissed car chases. I definitely think the villain/hero fights would be gender separated as while the girls are are having there fight batman would be protecting LA sorry Gotham city from a male villain with a disposable army I was thinking maybe Mr freeze with some C.G.I. robot freezes as riddler or joker might need long words and maybe thought . Of course batman would beat up mr freeze steal all the characters faces and give a preachy speech while the U.S. military bring the rain and own the previously unstoppable C.G.I. army
     
  2. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Yeah, let's see what happens if Bay made a "buddy cop" franchise! Or if he had access to the Ninja Turtles or Friday the 13th franchises!
     
  3. transtrekkie

    transtrekkie On the level.

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    You mean like the one where he's turning them into aliens instead of mutants?

    Or if he does Hamlet.

    Hamlet: "To be or not to be."
    *Castle explodes*
    Hamlet: "Not to be."
     
  4. Shin Densetsu

    Shin Densetsu I WILL DESTROY YOU Super Mod

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    Bay would be good for a movie based on C.O.P.S. toys, the Hasbro figures that fired caps.
     
  5. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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  6. Overlord Balder

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    Well frankly, Bay's M.O changes quite often [just compare the tone of Bad Boys and the tone of DOTM], the only consistant things are explosions and fanservice.

    So it's a little hard to guess what exactly he'd do to Batman or any other franchise. My best guess [regarding Batman] would be using a more "military" Batman villain like Deadshot or Deathstroke so he can have a lot of chases and a lot of explosions, basically bringing a civil war to Gotham, action-scenes and yada yada, racking up their body count to a ridiculous extent and so forth.

    Can't say what he'd do to Batman, his protagonists aren't really consistant in any way, but Catwoman would probably be there for some romance.

    About the tone or themes of the movie, I don't really have the slightest clue, as I said, lack of consistance in his M.O, it'd be obviously lighter than Nolan's or Burton's movies, but other than that? Not sure.

    Little hard to guess.
     
  7. Spiderus Prime

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    Bay should do The X-Men movies maybe replaced Wolverine with X-23.
     
  8. optimegatron

    optimegatron Not over, not finished.

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    Hm... maybe he can direct a Superman movie. Or any superhero movie that involves endless destruction.
     
  9. Primal1987

    Primal1987 Creator Of The OptiBrony

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    I remember that Bay turned down the chance to do a Superman movie during the development of what came to be Superman Returns.

    That would have been interesting to see. :) 
     
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    Superman: Everytime he shoots lazers from his eyes or crushes something, a big explosion happens.
    Batman: Bat-Grenades and the Batmobile and his other gadgets cause big explosions.
    Green Lantern: Every weapon he summons from the ring causes an explosion.
    Wonder Woman: The female that's supposed to capture the attention of males.
    Aquaman: ......nothing, unless he caused explosions with gas and a torch or something
    The Flash: Runs through explosions and can quickly cause explosions by causing explosions in the way regular people would

    Justice League? Now I'm interested.
     
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    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I would lose faith in Hollywood forever.
     
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    micheal bay should be forced to grow up before he can make any more movies.

    period.
     
  13. Sideways77

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    Old Yeller.

    "I'm sorry boy!"
    (Explosion)
     
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    old yeller goes mad... and becomes a mad bomber :lol 

    made by disney :lol 
     
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  16. gil

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    You asking for endless destruction?

    HULK SMASH!

    It's perfect!!!!!
     
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    Not really a Justice League movie I'd get behind on a good day, and anyone who reduces Wonder Woman to eye candy will earn my undying and eternal hatred....suffice to say a list already thick with DC's writers and Davd E Kelly
     
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    I wish Bay was making The Hobbit.
     
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    :lol 
    Bilbo Baggins finds a rocket launcher.
     
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    Dude, lets not let our better judgement to take a holiday on this one.....that idea is madness.
     

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