Discussion in 'Transformers General Discussion' started by Phallicron, Jul 16, 2007.
I need to know ASAP. This is a life or death situation.
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we've seen the answer a lot. either you're ejected by force/dropped, or the transformer lifts you out of themselves.
if a transformer transformed with a person inside, the person would probably be smashed (depending on the transformation), which would be really bad for the transformer, or they'd just fall out. or in rare cases, the person would still be in the transformer because some of their cockpits/interiors are not involved in transformation.
You become a squishie.
for TF fetishists, this would be akin to having sex with a robot.
Hahaha! I love this.
What if it's a girl robot though, like that one pink Transformer? Does that count as getting laid? Because I've always wanted to do a robot.
EDIT - Damn, someone beat me to the joke.
Cybertronians like it rough? Good to know.
That is no laughing matter
I always thought it would be cool if they had their hands become seats in the car mode for autobots and for decepticons have the interior crush in upon themselfs and have spikes come and crush them to a bloody death. Because we all know the cons are evil as hell.
That's a very elaborate way of killing people. Although I can see how simply stepping on people all the time wouldn't be as satisfying.
Oh I beg to differ.
It's pretty obvious with most Alternators, since their seats are pretty apparent. A passenger is either crushed or pinned when the seat folds in on itself (degree of injury or fatality depending on how soft the seat is ). Better yet, with Alt. Grimlock or Wheeljack, the passenger end up face down on the ground with the robot standing on 'em.
Well played, Clerks.
Don't ask for explanation. The fact he thinks about it should be pain enough to the brain.
I'm reminded of George Carlin. "If I could fold my seat back forward, I'm be in the porn industry."
Because it's the way of the future, and I'm a trendsetter.
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