does death count as a retirement plan? if not then ill like to be placed in a special home with padded rooms and have 'Babe Ruth' and 'Gengis Khan' as my neighbors. unless good luck happens, then im clueless
I retired a couple of weeks ago, well for a month or two anyway. Actual retirement options: 1 - Build Underground Lair. 2 - fap fap fap.
Sit in a diner/restaurant and drink coffee with all the other old timers. And talk about the younger generations and how they have no respect.
I love that a sixteen yr old is actually thinking about retirement. I kinda envy that you think you have your life planned out so far in advance. Oh and me, probably drink alot of beer, smoke alot of cigarettes, buy alot of hookers (it will be legal then), and watch alot of dvds.
I do that at my age..... Well, not the coffee bit. But I'm thinking death will come before I'm even close to retirement age.