omg this thread so crazy random XD XD XD

im the only 1 who CHEESE MONKEY NINJA hahaha lulzzz~!!!

srsly though none of these things are that unique.

 

Think.

 

Man, dinosaurs sure are sexy.

 

No, other people do do that.

You're not alone.

 

up here no one does it (more of a Hawaii thing)...bring a little pack of mochi crunch to the movie theatres and add it to my popcorn. If i dont have that, i'll sub it with M&Ms...

 

Hav'nt done it in a few years but me and a friend know this tiny man named David (3ft tall), but he's known as Raging Dave becasue he's always telling people how he's fought Bruce Lee and Ahnold Scwartz is his cousin, his car has rocket launchers... it goes on and on .

Anyway he loves to sing, scream, rap, yell , pretty much everything on the microphone, so me & a friend write him out little plays to reinact but his reading sucks so 'hypothesis' usually comes off like 'hypotenosis' when he says it.

We're assholes and use big words , many filled with letters he has trouble pronouncing and write down our stories on a sheet of paper with purposely bad writing.
They range from a husband beating his wife, eating beans, showing a classroom his dick, trying to calm his wife, etc etc
He yells them, sings them, however we tell him to read it on the mic, but screams it like he's in pain, like acdc on crack, and on fire. His voice sounds exactly like Droopy the dog actually. We make him read fast and he invents new words that way. He's 42 now I think. I still have the cassettes, about 15 of them. Still can't listen to them without wanting to piss on myself
On a note, he's awesome, we love him, and would'nt change him for anything. Never met anyone like him in my life. Known him since I was 3, he used to show everyone karate and how to kill ninjas . We keep him off drugs too, people keep feeding him crap.
He drinks our beer and never chips in , but he RULES on Halloween


here he is in an m&m outfit, behind moms old couch
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/loebig/Chaos Muffin/lil_dave.jpg

 

I take off my pants when I sit at the computer.
Nothing naughty, its just comfier that way. I also go commando most of the time

Oh, and one of my favourite snacks is french toast, except instead of being made with bread, I use rice cakes. Delicious.

 

i too can wiggle my ears. I talk to myself everywhere, and i am really weird around my family. 0.o Im not even going to say. I also kiss my dog on the lips snout whatever.

 

Thats cool sounds like an awsome friend.

 

Whenever I take a spoon, plate, etc. out of the cupboard/drawer, I have to rinse it off because I'm scared roaches have been crawling on it. B:

And like Deceptikitty, I sing alot.

 

I fully stop at stop signs

 

I do that too, actually. I had the scariest Driver's Ed teacher ever, and after being shrieked at for every little mistake I've made I tend to remember to do stuff like fully stop. That and my mom has never learned to stop her California stopping technique, and since she's been pulled over like 3 times for it I decided I better learn the lesson for her  

 

I think I am the only person that does in Ohio, haha. People just slow down slightly and keep creeping up. It freaks me out because I feel like they would just plow into me 

 

It's scary, especially when there are people who assume a stop sign is just a "slow down a bit" sign. There have been many times where some moron will slow down at the sign but continue through the intersection, and almost hit me when I have the right of way. It's not that hard, it's a big red sign, it means stop your freaking car for a second.

 

I put ketchup on my chocolate chip cookies.

 

I eat everything with a fork, whether soup, ice cream, you name it. No spoons whatsoever.

 

I make babies cry...


Nah... j/k...


I collect transformers. Is that good enough ?

 

I enjoyed ROTF

 

i eat ribs with a fork and knife...yet i'll eat the fries with my fingers (even if it has some BBQ sauce on it)

 

how do you eat soup with a fork?

and yes even i like ROTF