What do you act like when you are drunk?

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  1. cybertron2006

    cybertron2006 Fly By Clockwork Pictures

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    I've never drunk anything alcoholic... except for when my parents trick me into drinking wine by calling it "Grape Juice".
     
  2. Vector Sigma

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    Kinda depends how drunk...
     
  3. lord ginrai

    lord ginrai Beastie lover

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    yeah what he said.

    When very drunk the only way to know how I acted is watching pictures the next day and thinking WTF... :p 
     
  4. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    Yah?

    I get very talkative and tend to repeat myself.

    And I SNORE (drives my wife insane).

    And I get very talkative and tend to repeat myself.
     
  5. Vector Sigma

    Vector Sigma <b><i><font color=FFFF00>Crazy Colon Burner!!!!</b Veteran

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    On a heavy night, pictures the next day are a bit of a yardstick for me too...
     
  6. Dark_Convoy

    Dark_Convoy Old Bastard Veteran

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    Same here:

    A little drunk: Very happy friendly.

    A little more drunk: Still very friendly, but louder.

    Very Drunk: Total utter PRICK.

    Super Drunk: I black out and hear stories about how I cock slapped some random chick, and randomly pick fights with people.
     
  7. drippy

    drippy is a freethinker.

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    You know, maybe it's odd that I don't get angry when super drunk.
     
  8. Grimlock_13

    Grimlock_13 Reformed Geewunner

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    I'm a hell of a lot cooler than when I'm sober.
     
  9. Vector Sigma

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    After a few I tend to start slurring with the talkativeness. And the repetition can also prove to be a problem later in the evening.

    To give stages of progressive drunkeness:
    1. Nothing.
    2. Slurring.
    3. Repetition.
    4. Swaying.
    5. General stupidity.
    6. Buying random stuff to wear from bars that provide such stuff.
    7. Not thinking I look stupid in them.
    8. Staggering.
    9. Hugging Bouncers.

    A particualrly heavy night/day and night may involve any of the following in the late stages:
    1. Going to the Casino.
    2. Going to the Strip Club.
    3. Seriously regretting money lost on both the next day.
    4. Singing rawkously in the street.
    5. Getting a Curry.
    6. Not eating it.
    7. Waking up with sizable memory gaps.
    8. Wishing I hadn't called home at 2am.
    9. Spending large parts of the evening stroking the long hair of people I know.
    10. Doing the above with passers by...
    11. Falling asleep for a minute, then waking up invigourated and continue drinking.
    12. Passing out...
     
  10. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I become somewhat louder in volume.

    I become a bit more outgoing, but nothing different from when I'm sober - just a bit quicker to get there.

    I repeat myself from time to time. I do a lot of the "And let me tell you something" bit about whatever it is we're discussing.

    As I progress forward, I quiet down and start to zone out, focusing more on my own mental capacities. It's like my mind wakes up and goes "Easy fucker, you're drunk, slow it down champion so you don't lose it." That's normally when I'll scale it back.


    I always remember everything perfectly, regardless of how drunk I was, and I've only once had a hangover (OatFuck in Chicago). I can drink as much as I want and feel like a million bucks the next day, but no matter how blisteringly drunk I was, I remember it all. That's my curse.
     
  11. pscoop

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    New Years 2004. My wife is 7 months pregnant with our first kid. We are at the bar, I get drunk and call her a whore ( I know I was joking) I will never live that down.
     
  12. Streck

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    If I'm just buzzed, my humorous side comes out and it's a laugh a minute.

    If I'm all-out drunk, I don't last very long. Zzzzz.
     
  13. theLostSeeker

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    Depending on the intoxication level, I can be from "very chatty" to a "total man-whore". I'm in no way a mean drunk, but I easily get riled up if someone presses the right buttons. I know my limit, and rarely exceed it to avoid drinking myself retarded. hehe…




    Oh yeah, and sometimes I even post here, so I heard…
     
  14. Scourge_151

    Scourge_151 Dangerous when naked! TFW2005 Supporter

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    I get varying opinions from people around me, in my younger days I had a 'wandering hand' when I was drunk but grew outta that pretty fast!
    Current concensus is that I'm very funny and surprisingly cognitive when I'm drunk, even managed to keep an even drunker friends hair out of the toilet for 2 hours one night.......yeesh!
     
  15. Spartan-117

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    I'm pretty much the same at every stage of being drunk. I talk more and say stuff I normally wouldn't, not nasty things but when I'm sober I tend to be quieter and not crack so many jokes. I'm also captain no fear. I'm not normally afraid of anything really but I listen to the part of me that says it may not be such a good idea. When I'm drunk I just go "fuck it" so long as its fun.
     
  16. cybertron2006

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    Here's what happpened when i drank that "Grape Juice":

    I started to stagger a little bit, then, for some unknown reason, i did a double backflip onto the table and broke it (sorry mom but u made me do it), then i freakin' SLAPPED MY MOM IN THE FACE!!!
     
  17. Spartan-117

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    Liar, if you where drunk enough to slap your mother in the face there's no way you where in any state to do a backflip.
     
  18. Jux

    Jux Please, call me Steve. Veteran

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    I'm going to call the "lying to impress" bullshit card here.

    I'm also going to agree that you were in no condition to do a backflip, especially if were UP to a higher position. And, if the confines of a house, I doubt many people are capable of performing a double backflip, sober or drunk, and I don't think you're that talented.

    And, even if this story were true, it means you have some fucked up parents.
     
  19. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    After a few drinks, I get horny.

    After a few more, I get horny.

    For straight guys.


    I don't drink very much anymore.
     
  20. theLostSeeker

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    Uh… Are you drunk right now? :p 
     

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