What crude humor will be in DOTM?

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  1. Trypticon 2010

    Trypticon 2010 Well-Known Member

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    This is what I think will be in the film:

    - Brains will hump someone or something, probably Carly

    - Wheelie and Brains will act goofy and/or clumsy

    - Someone, probably a human, will call Shockwave a "one eyed snake"

    - The drill bot/tenticle creature will have some sort of penis

    - If Mirage does have his cloaking ability, there will be some sort of joke about him possibly being a peeping tom

    - Mirage will knock into/fall over a Pizza van

    - The wreakers will drink oil cans and maybe get drunk
     
  2. legolas grof

    legolas grof Cardboard Industries CEO

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    I prefer there be no crude humor and more fighting. this is 100% speculation
     
  3. Trypticon 2010

    Trypticon 2010 Well-Known Member

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    Going by the recent interview with Michael Bay, there is still going to be the same humor as the last two films.
     
  4. Foster

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    Wish in one hand...
     
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    Wouldn't surprise me to find out that the creature itself turned out to be one giant penis.

    I'm actually sorta hoping this happens, tbh. It was one of the better concepts used in Animated, and I would love to see it used in the movie-verse (when was it first used?), and possibly in TFP at some point (maybe not the getting drunk part, but definitely the bots drinking something).
     
  6. Starscreamownz

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    Iirc he said the humor was more like TF1. Not the same as the last two. TF1's humor was good, like Ironhide wanting to blow up the parents.
     
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    Sex jokes, more Transformers having genitalia, Shia LeBeouf going "NONONONONONO" every five seconds.

    The usual.
     
  8. Foster

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    Drunk Transformers goes back to G1. The episode's called "Microbots".
     
  9. Barricade24

    Barricade24 Decepticop Artist

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    I thought he said I was going to quit the dorky humor?
    Anything like that can ruin the the movie for me.
    But I have no problem with the Wreckers drinking oil or anything like that.
     
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    I guess the OP saw the movie early. You must tell us about it.
     
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    It's what he thinks will be in the film. Share your guess as well, or stuff the snark.

    :) 
     
  12. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    Robot boobs. With spinning light-up nipples. That fire lasers.
     
  13. MrSoundmeister

    MrSoundmeister Bang,Bang Boom!

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    Or Something involving,yeah i got nothing with this one.

    Oh no,a Italian Robot Knocked over a Pizza Van,how stereotypical! maybe he can run thru a restaurant that serves spaghetti and lasagna while he's at it!

    Errmm,and then what,crush the oil cans with thier foreheads?

    yeah,there might be lots of crude humor in a PG-13 Action Film,but hey,some would complain,but eh. everyone can be a critic.

    THAT would make a Wicked Austin Powers Reference,Well played good sir. especially if one of dem's fire missiles or freaking smoke.
     
  14. Phil

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    I'm fairly confident there will be no robo penis in the movie. Yes, devastator had balls, but if Bay were to put anything phallic in the movie, parents would be up in arms like never before.
     
  15. Foster

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    Good thing controversy doesn't generate publicity and sell tickets, or moviemakers might try things like that.
     
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    I'm surpised they didn't do that for the Arcee, Chromia and Elita-1.
    So many "bad" things they could have done but didn't.
    Just as long as the humor dosen't use sex and body parts and I won't mind it so much.
     
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    03Mach1 Reason Has No Voice

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    I guess there will be significantly less crude humor in DOTM but many of the fans will still go on and on and on about how terrible it is.
     
  18. Barricade24

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    Not all humor will ruin a movie.
    Only if it so absolutely stupid that it dosen't even make sense.
    Then that might ruin the movie for people.
    You can hate the movie because of one thing they did wrong.
    Oh yeah, you can.
     
  19. megatron66

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    Wait... How does a robot get drunk??? :confused:  Please explain.
     
  20. Foster

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    In the G1 episode I mentioned earlier, Perceptor found the passed-out Decepticons and said they overenergized. It explained it easily enough.
     

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