Let's clear this up right now. I'm not gay. At all. I think this says it best:


This is me, out on the pull.

 

Sure......

 

Do you notice a trend here?

Here's a hint, fanboys. Confidence is like Spanish Fly. Every woman wants to be with a confident guy. Any that say otherwise are liars.

You know why that dumb-ass jock got the head cheerleader in high school? Confidence.

It doesn't even matter if you believe it, women just have to think that you believe it.

As to Tommy's situation...

1. I'm not sure that you can really know that this 'Roz' person is all these things if you have never actually met her. Pinning some type of hope for happiness on a person you have never met is a tad naive. P.S. Craigslist is full of serial killers.

2. Here's something important that all you guys who have constant problems with women should listen to: When a woman says "I'd rather just be friends." then try to actually be her friend. For some reason, guys think that they can only really be friends with other guys. Here's a secret: Being "just friends" with a woman is full of benefits. If you want to get good at flirting with girls, you hang out with girls and study them. Get to know what makes them tick. If you can honestly be friends with a woman, she'll tell you stuff that she would have never told you if you were romantically involved. Not to mention that friendship sometimes develops into something more.

3. Most truly successful people got to the top of their field through personal sacrifice, including relationships. Don't feel like you have to have 'a woman' to be successful. That's just an excuse to be a slack-ass. Do it on your own with no crutch. You make it to the big show, then you get the girl.

4. I hear a lot of guys saying stuff like "I'm ugly. I'll never get a girl." Here's another secret. Most women are not as shallow as men. However, they are looking at certain aspects in your appearance. When I was a kid, I used to say "Well, they should love me for me, not what I look like. So I'll wear this old-ass Punisher t-shirt and jean shorts." Of course, I chased after the hot chicks and paid no attention to the overweight nerd girls. That means I was a hypocrite.
It's easy to say that "I don't want to be a douchebag sell-out!", but everybody has got to sell-out a little. That's the way of the world. You don't have to look like Brad Pitt, but at least bathe and brush your teeth a little bit. Giving a shit about the way you look doesn't make you shallow.

5. Ask yourself if you'd honestly want to be in a relationship with somebody you'd meet at Botcon. Share interests are cool, but if you manage to find a clone of yourself with different plumbing, I'd pass. One of you will end up feeling smothered. That's why it is important to really have a strong sense of who you are and where you are going before you try to get in a serious relationship. Once you've established a strong sense of self worth based on no opinion but your own, confidence will follow and then things will seem to fall into place.

So, in conclusion, I would have to say that you will not meet a girl at Botcon.

 

Dude, you're 18. Maybe it's not going to happen today, but eventually some gargantuan woman will get drunk and regret having sex with you. If you're lucky, you'll be able to steal cab fare from her purse before she wakes up.

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I'll change that. If you like fat girls, it'll be easrier to score one, don't you think. I don't know your chances of finding a hot fat chick at Botcon, however.

 

Your words are encouraging MR. Prime


Thanks, guys, Seriously. :3

 

Craigslist Casual Encounters.

You want the M4M section for best results.

 

Muffin tops?

 

Yeah, and their... er... legs. And their penises.


 

NO! No, not their penises.

 

Cervical mucus?

 

FUPA?

 

Super mod? Jeez, I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

+2 e-penis inches for carbonite reference.

 

Fosterlager=PWWNND!

 

Not it you do it right.

 

  I invoked Regulation 619 when Kickback was emotionally compromised by the concept artwork of Animated Bludgeon as a pirate.

 

Oh,you mean whereever it is that they pee!
I know where it is,I'm just testing you.

 

A girls have penises, at least the ones I know.

 

It's pronounced penii.

My thoughts exactly.