What are the chances? borderline emo rant(?)

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  1. frenzy.mp3

    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    Of finding a girl at botcon?

    No stop, before you declare me a whiny little bitch, PLEASE, hear my somewhat sad tale of rich(read: middle class) white boy problems.

    You see at the ripe and powerful age of 18 and with little self-confidence and ambition I feel myself in a small torrent of despair now and again every so often.

    This was most notable in my Freshmen/Sophemore years, as my friends began to tire of my "emo whining" and quite frankly I agree...

    Recently I met a girl name Roz of Craigslist (I'll wait for you to stop laughing) who was everything I desire in a girl/woman, Big(the way I like 'em), Busty(42F's!), Funny, Kinky, Caring, Smart, Talented, and so much more.

    I have remained in schitzophrenic contact with Ms. Roz over the past few months, but I cling to this absurd hope we'll meet IRL one day and live happily ever after.....(She also avoids handing out any other contact info [cell, address, etc.)


    Right?


    I'm doubting I'd make a good boyfriend to any poor delusional girl, but I'd sure a hell try!

    I also seem to posses the ability to turn women on to other guys for some weird reason, the minute they say their not interested or "just want to be friends" they're all over some other guy's purple python.

    As the ONLY virgin among my friends I feel somewhat entitled to a little bit of angst now and again, but I don't want to alienate any people here I have the potential to make lfe-long friends out of either...

    So what I'm saying is, is it worth it to keep up hope?

    To know deep down that every girl you'll meet will think nothing of you?

    But I digress, let's all wallow in our misery!

    But then I remember 90% of you guys have wives and kids, so I feel even less like a human-being among my own kind....

    How can I be the king of the new comic book industry(I have some awesome ideas! If you're an artist or writer please let me know, I need the help, seriously) without a queen?

    I feel a bit dickish robbing you of this precious minute or so, and feel free to leave your opinions (However harsh they may be) and what not.

    Oh, and seem the majority of you at BOTCON 2009!

    *sniff*
    -Tommy
     
  2. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    I'll be honest: there's very few women there. Most that are there are with their Boyfriends/husbands. You'll not find too many there that are open for hook-ups. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it will be tough.

    Good luck.
     
  3. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Have you considered the advantages of bisexuality? Doubles your chances on a Friday night.
     
  4. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    I can guarantee that there will be some uh ... zaftig ladies at Botcon. If you like muffin tops, then Botcon'll be your bakery.

    The question is, are you the type of guy the big women go for?
     
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    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    I remember at BC 07' there was a weirdo calling my room at like 4AM wanting me to find a woman for a 3-some. I told him to get a life. I didn't want to deal with that kind of BS at that time of the day (or any time for that matter).

    Besides, if I have a 3-some it will be me and 2 gals.
     
  6. frenzy.mp3

    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    I like to think I'm a decent guy.

    And yes Lance, the top is the best part off the muffin.

    Thanks guy, see you there
     
  7. frenzy.mp3

    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    Are you coming on to me Mr. Sledge?

    (I know double post, but I'm too lazy to put two quotes in one post, read: don't know how.)
     
  8. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Hey hey hey. I am not gay. I am all about the ladies. I love their... er... things that they have.
     
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    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    Alright the I beliv...

    QUICK! What's your favorite Madonna album?
     
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    King_Manta Well-Known Member

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    Dude, don't become the saddest person on the internet.

    You know when girls actually become important in your life? When you're aging, hopeless, and you've fucked up to the point that you can't possibly take care of yourself anymore.

    You're 18. Who gives a shit. Just fuck something(safely!).

    Marriage and soulmates and commitment are for the asshole I just talked about in the second paragraph.
     
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    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    I guess you're right...If had the chance to fuck some chick I would...but I don't.

    Oh and I'm not the saddest person on the internet, try Livejournal.

    Thanks for the advice, too :3
     
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    I agree with this. And I am the guy in the second paragraph. Sow your wild oates before you end up like me.
     
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    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    Craigslist scares me....

    Too many bots and women with weird-ass standards.


    *Shivers* Ugh
     
  14. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    Ah, Quincy. Whatever happened to him?


    Berginers are awesome!
     
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    Also gives you a sore ass.
     
  16. Star Sabre James

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    Yeah, I have to wonder if he ever found his 3-some.

    I might have found it funny if it weren't 4AM and hungover.
     
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    I got chatted up in Providence, but it was a mile from the con at the bar. Really doesn't count.
     
  18. Star Sabre James

    Star Sabre James <b>The JUICE</b> TFW2005 Supporter

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    We found out that there has to be a bacholrette party to really to get the tail at a BC.
     
  19. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Try hunting niche markets for meat. Furries are a good start, it doesn't matter about looks if you're yiffing away in a fursuit.
     
  20. frenzy.mp3

    frenzy.mp3 Boisterous Ruffian

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    I enjoy good furry art when I see it, so maybe.

    But Suits are a big no-no on my part.

    I know I'm human.

    P.S.
    Userpage of ladiesman217 -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

    Look in my favorites and tell me you wouldn't tap any of those with the fist of an angry god.

    or not. Just try to bring the lulz
     
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