This is the place for my quick Transformer funnies. I will use any Transformer of any series is open for this. I will even cross figures of different ideas. My Funnies Template is based off of Jetbolt's funnies, but these funnies are my Orginals. Enjoy Episode 1: King of the Bot Hill See your favorite Autobots living on earth, "King of the Hill" Style. Optimus Prime: Yep. Roadbuster: Yep. Kup: Yep. Topspin: Mm-Hmm. Kup: Hey Topspin, Shockwave is about to steal all of Prime's Propane tanks later today. Topspin: Talkin about, uh, you know, Propane thieves man. Taking away stuff as like bandits & racoons & burglars man. Optimus Prime: Guys, Shockwave is not going to steal all of earth's Propane & Propane accesories. I got the job as a Propane Truck after the War. A Human called Strickland approved of my new job. No Decepticons stealling Propane. Roadbuster: I Dont Know Prime. Shockwave uses Propane for Weapons, Including that Driller you once killed. Optimus Prime: I did not killed the Driller, a cheap rip-off of me killed him & a cheap rip-off of Shockwave. Moments Later. All: Oh No! Kup: It's Shockwave! Roadbuster: This ends now Commie! Shockwave: All I wanted is Propane, I killed Strickland cause they dont accept Decepticon Discount. Kup: I dont blame you. Optimus Prime: I am going to Kick Your Ass Shockwave. 5 Minutes Later All: (Groaning in Pain) Shockwave: Any Last words Prime? Optimus Prime: I do. Shockwave: Are you Going to Run Away from Me? Optimus Prime: Yes, I am. Optimus Prime: BWAAAH! Shockwave: Chicken. End.
"5 minutes later..." lol. Decked all three of em. I had a hard time with Prime retreating from Shockwave tho'.
Episode 2: Red, The color of all Evil Bayformers Starscream breaks the 4th wall as he talks about the film series' voice actors & the Decepticons from Dark of the Moon. Starscream: Hello It's Me the Screamer, Ivan Panced. Could you tell?! 2007 Megatron: What are you talking about? Starscream: Nothing Red Skull. We are going to talk about the voices of the Bady Guys from Dark of the Moon. Since my actor voiced Doctor Doom From Marvel Super Hero Squad as well as The Red Guy from Cow & Chicken, Megatron has been voiced by The Red Skull from the Live action Captain America movie. Shocking is it? (Laughs) Me, the Red Guy & The Red Skull terrorize the Humans through out the Whole Trilogy, even when we were killed in Dark of the Moon. Starscream: As you may have known, Shockwave was going to be the main villian in DOTM, but he was the fall guy with a Giant Gun for another Red Guy, Sentinel Prime. Sentinel Prime: All I wanted for the Survival of our race. Is that to much to ask? Shockwave: No. I was a Fall guy, A fall Guy! Starscream: Of course you were. You were not voiced by someone who did not voiced a Red Bad Guy, Only Garfield The Cat & Scooby Doo. Shockwave: At least I dont walk with my Rear end. Starscream: Thank you for telling the fans that. One day Shockwave, You are going to end up like Wheelie, after his departure with the Decepticons in DOTM. Starscream: Poor, poor Wheelie. He once joined the Red Lantern Corps as Zilius Zox, but now joining the Autobots? Sad. Laserbeak picked out the rest of his remains on his corpse. Starscream: That's All Folks. Now you will know in the movies, Red will always be the Color of all evil. ROTF Megatron: Unlike Knock Out From Prime, he is what Starscream called "The Red Guy". Shockwave: Later today, I'm going to steal all of Optimus Prime's Propane & attack a human called Strickland. Starscream: Goodbye folks. End.
Episode 3: Bumblebee's Wrath After the Events of King of the Bot Hill, Bumblebee declares war with Shockwave, after that two guests appear out of nowhere. Bumblebee: It's Over Shockwave, hand over all the propane. Shockwave: Hah! I used it all to get high with my Weapons. Bumblebee: Well Think agian. Ironhide: I have a gun with your name on it. Shockwave: Oh poopy. 5 Minutes Later Ironhide: Boy kid, that was kinda fun it tell you what. Shock wave met his maker, and I will be making new Propane soon enough. Bumblebee: Thanks Ironhide. I'm sure Optimus would be proud of that. 3 Minutes later Bumblebee: IRONHIDE! Who did this to you? Ironhide: (Groans in Death), Starscream. (Then Dies) Starscream: Hello, It's Me! Bumblebee: Lance Sackless? No no wait, Ivan Panced? Starscream: No, your maker! Bumblebee: You sure you are not Ivan Panced? 1 Minute Later Enough with the Red Guy Jokes you stupid little yellow Cheese! Any last words? A voice in the distance: I do! Optimus Prime: SPOOOOOON! Starscream: Prime?! Shockwave made you all "BWAAHH!" three days ago. Optimus Prime: True. But I got myself a god-dang make over I tell you what. It's over pal, you have nothing. Starscream: I dont think so. 30 Seconds later Optimus Prime: BWAAHH! Get it off, Get it Off! 1 Hour Later Bumblebee: Ironhide Was killed, at yet Starscream ran away. Optimus Prime: Well I tell you what Bumblebee, Strickland did Survived. And Yet I got my job back. Bumblebee: Yay! Optimus Prime: Yup. End.
Episode 4: A Mystery Surrenders Seaspray adapts a new lifestyle, but gets an unexpected welcome. Plus a message from The Red Guy. Seaspray: A-ha! A box of stuff. Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg! Suddenly Knock Out: DINKLEBERG! Seaspray: I'm not Dinkleberg, I'm Zoidberg. Knock Out: Oh. ZOIDBERG! Seaspray: Oh, a Wise Guy eh? Knock Out: EGAD! GAH! Seaspray: Goodbye Friend. Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop. Knock Out: End this Cartoon already. End.