What a salesman!!! (PS3)

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  1. Enigma2K2

    Enigma2K2 Robot In Disguise TFW2005 Supporter

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    Hell, if I had the money... hmmm... no.

    Seriously, if his situation is so desperate, why not just give them the money he spent on the systems... *wink, wink...*


    What the hell is this... the newest method of selling these things?!?!?!

    Now this is just low....

    Did it ever occur to him that this may be where his college expenses went?


    Ohhh... Miss Brant, bring me a violin....


    THIS WILL NOT BE A FAKE SETTING WE ARE BRINGING YOU TO THE REALEST THING THERE IS TO SANTA AND HIS CREW!! Ummmm... they'll be flying... to ALASKA... not the North pole, but ALASKA. Isn't this statement a blatant contradiction... or at best, a bold faced lie?


    Dammit! Anothe cute kid!!! Have they no shame?!?!?


    No... no, I don't think so... we're still trying to get over that card fiasco...


    Ohhh beautiful, for spacious skies, for amber waves of graaain... you sell a sold-out system for an inflated price, and wonder why we call you insaaaaane...


    I am selling this PS3 to help secure my family and my financial future. I am asking someone to make a Christmas difference in my life by buying this PS3 bundle. I will hire a financial

    consultant to properly invest the winners bid so as to not waste this opportunity for financial freedom. I'm not in a good financial situation right now, I'm actually making less than my bills are

    and pulling from my savings account every month.
    D... d... DUDE?!?!? $1,000,000 buy it now price, and you'll still be in the red?!?! What the hell did you do?!?!?



    Trying to pay your medical school tuition, huh? here's an idea... looking like that, try your luck on the street corner...

    I'm noticing a trend here... seems like all the really high auctions either have a free car or a sob story attatched to them... anyway, thanks for reading, and hope I made you laugh just a little...
     
  2. Rodimus Prime

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    And this is why I have no problem with people who buy a system just to try and resell it for profit. If the demand is really there, let them, otherwise they're going to get bit in the rear trying to get rid of it.

    On the N.O. one, how much does she think she's going to get? I love how she (if it's a she) keeps adding all the other things "I want to give to my church.. and give some money back to my mom.. oh, pay some back rent we owe, and what the hell, maybe have a real wedding!" :lol 
     
  3. Enigma2K2

    Enigma2K2 Robot In Disguise TFW2005 Supporter

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    You know, I'd almost agree with you if not for one thing... it's because of asses like these that I DON'T HAVE ONE MYSELF RIGHT NOW! So until I have one, I'm gonn have a problem with these creeps!
     
  4. Rodimus Prime

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    Fool! Haven't you learned?! Never get a new console within the first year! And while I love my PS2, especially not Sony's! :p 
     
  5. Enigma2K2

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    If I don't get that system soon, I'm not sure I'll have the money for it down the line... and they better be in high supply by the time GTA4, Mercenaries 2 and MGS4 come out...
     
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    All of these people deserve to be robbed via pepper spray.

    Edit: Except the college dude, at least the concept is entertaining.
     
  7. Boardwise

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    I find it funny that the people pleading poverty have shelled out about $600 (or more) on something and then start with the sob story.
     
  8. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    Reading those caused me to be visited by the lollercopter.
     
  9. NotFastEnuff

    NotFastEnuff I'm a smartass...

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    I'm not gonna lie, I only looked at the first three, and by the third, by BS factor was too high. What I find funny is that the 2 car ones don't say shit about the cars. A true SS '69 Camaro as nice as that one looks in the pics, and #s matching, like that one says (which is about the only detail he's thrown in) is actually in the $40K ballpark. The others are just...hell, I don't even know.

    Edit: Okay, I read more, and now it's just sad. I agree, I like the college kid. He's funny at least. My favorite is the med school one. It's got a chick posing with the stuff, but the sell is MrGQ. People are sad.
     
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    I'd do that one. Make him ride the trike all the way to my house.


    IN FLORIDA! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
     
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    Thats painfully funny.
     
  12. butz

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    Best one was where the chick had it in front of her bare boobs and said she would send naked pics to whoever bought it.
     
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    Too bad she was ugly as....

    Something VERY ugly....
     
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    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    lnk plz k thx bai.
     
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    I think this is it.. it might not be what you expected..

    ye be warned
     
  16. Enigma2K2

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    I'll reserve judgement... after all, healthy chicks can be pretty, too... well some can...
     
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    Yeah the healthy chick that the fat one holding the ebay auction ate was probably cute, too bad we'll never know now.
     
  18. llamatron

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    She paid $200 to move forward one place in the line?!?! What a tubby chump.
     
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    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    ahahahaha somebody needs to sig that, stat!
     
  20. Enigma2K2

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Milk out my nose!!! Ahhhh...

    Waitaminute... I'm drinking Gatorade.. WTF?
     

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