Whale genitalia my ride

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Optimus Sledge, Oct 18, 2009.

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  1. Aernaroth

    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    "Haha, we could only make two cars from this whale! What a loser!'
     
  2. FreshDebesh

    FreshDebesh <b><font color=brickred>oye chak de phatte!</font> Veteran

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    And you need to stop jumping to conclusions. Chill out. And this thread is pretty closed to being closed from all the spam. And thread title changed.
     
  3. $shockwave$

    $shockwave$ Banned

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    I wonder if this will be released in like public?
     
  4. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 Optimus, serving up the primest of ribs since 1984

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    okay thats just ridiculous get your leather from else where we have hunted the damn whales enough already, im not an environmentalist or anything but this seems a very stupid reason for killing whales and i dare this moron to try to sell his vehicles with those seats in the US he would have PETA and green peace on his ass so fast it wouldn't be funny (although with the whale penis leather im not sure he legally could sell in the US )
     
  5. rattrap007

    rattrap007 One meme mutha f’er TFW2005 Supporter

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    Just when you think you've seen/heard it all something like this comes along.. You know it is sad when shit like this doesn't phase you in the least anymore...
     
  6. Overhaulimus

    Overhaulimus Sword of Fury!

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    This is just ridiculous,what are they gonna do next?
     
  7. newguy

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    Hay it's just skin.
     
  8. Red Alert

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    Exactly,

    Most of the threads in GD are spam and need to be closed.
     
  9. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Dude, if you think it's spam, hit the report button and let a mod decide. Don't spam the crap out of it.

    I wonder where they get the skin from? Yes, whales. Obviously. But are they specially killed, or is this surplus from existing whale hunting?
     
  10. batcam11

    batcam11 SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!

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    i think they talked with the wale and said later''Mr.Whale if you are dead your penis would be honored in our live'' so thats what I think
     
  11. Ratchet2007

    Ratchet2007 Well-Known Member

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    Ok :inquisiti 
     
  12. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    The new thread title is funnier than the last one.
     
  13. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    I'm forced to concur. It sounds like the verbose version of Xzibit now. "Pardon my impudence, good sir, but it has come to the attention of myself and my engineers that your most respectable self is somewhat enamoured of those animal species that find themselves under threat of iminent extinction. If I may further beg your indulgence, said engineers, operating under instructions from myself, have removed your automotive carriage to their place of work and replaced the already magnificent seating within with seating formed from the exquisite leather obtainable only from a whale's nether regions."
     
  14. Nachtsider

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    I hope for that whale's sake that they killed him before or after absconding with his dick. No self-respecting male of any species would be able to live down the shame.
     
  15. Belgrath

    Belgrath Boom! Nutshot!

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    Oh wow, that is messed up.

    :lolol 
     
  16. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 Optimus, serving up the primest of ribs since 1984

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    true that i think id go hide and never been seen again
     
  17. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Moby Dick does contain mention of a whale's penis skin being used to make an apron.
     
  18. oddsey

    oddsey Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?

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    Fixded.

    'Cus the word penis shouldn't be used in civilised conversation.







    Damn, now I said it.
     
  19. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Would you please stop saying penis?!

    Balls, I said penis!

    Crap I said balls!

    Anyway, yes. Moby Dick has reference to a character making an apron out of a whale's... er... yes. The character who does this is referred to as "the mincer."
     
  20. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    hehehe... dick
     
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