Whale genitalia my ride

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  1. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Sup dawg. We heard you like endangered species, so we put a whale's dick in yo car. Wait, what?
    No word on whether the seats can be made bigger by gently rubbing them.
     
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    $shockwave$ Banned

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  3. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    moby dick
     
  4. batcam11

    batcam11 SHINIGAMI CHOP!!!

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    sitting on a penis is gay unless if your a chick
     
  5. Red Alert

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  6. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    The hell?

    I'm watching a show on endangered Blue Whales right now on the National Geographic channel.

    How the heck are they able to...ah never mind. The idea alone of using the skin from a penis as seat leather is messed up enough. This only further proves that humans are truly the most screwed up species on earth.
     
  7. Ratchet2007

    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    What a lot of poppycock


    Or should that be whalecock... :lol 
     
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    Ever sat on your balls, it freaking hurts. eh-ummm,,ahem I mean spam.
     
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    Takara_destron Mainly lurking these days

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    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    I think he meant Batcams post

    I think...
     
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    I don't know, maybe GD is FW i disguise. What with "More than Meets the eye" and what-not.
     
  12. Orion_Prime48

    Orion_Prime48 Super Sentai Purist

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    I was afraid to click on this thread.... going by the thread title an all

    then I saw it was by Optimus Sledge and all was perfect in the world again :) 
     
  13. Ratchet2007

    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    So what are we paying $25 for ?

    To get into GD ?
     
  14. Metalhead

    Metalhead hates things

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    Does it some with a pair of complimentary bean bags?
     
  15. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good TFW2005 Supporter

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    :lol 

    The thread title scared the shit outta me at first, then I read it, and now I wish I hadn't. Out of all the parts of a whale, and they are big so that's a LOT of parts, they pick the penis. Typical.
     
  16. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    what if daniel-san had to wax this car?

    wan on, wax o-(get punched in the face)
     
  17. Dran0n

    Dran0n Junk male

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    Moby's dick :lol 
     
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    $shockwave$ Banned

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    Did I even mention paying. Damn quit trying to start arguements. Or as you say. "I'm just staing my opinion/point".
     
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    Ratchet2007 Neither Here Nor There

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    I'm not trying to start arguments.

    You said that "maybe GD is FW" and I said, if it is, what are we getting into for $25 ?

    Nothing else.
     
  20. jonatron26

    jonatron26 Well-Known Member

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    was it from a sperm whale?
     
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