http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7366211.stm

Ouch. Thats gotta smart.

Now he's gonna have to go on the run, and the US government has to get Tommy Lee Jones to hunt him down, while Snipes travels across the country getting character references from people he knows.

'There's only one place he could be going... his mothers!'

 

yikes. thats his, what? 47th b movie idea?

wesley snipes. is on the run. from the IRS.

 

I was just about to post this. Wonder how long he'll actually serve

 

Did Keifer Sutherland serve his entire time? I know Lindsey Lohan didn't, nor did Paris Hilton.

Snipes sentence is much harsher than any other recent celebrity incarceration though. He might have to do the whole sentence.

 

Almost everyone that goes to jail for tax evasion gets their sentence reduced for good behavior. Provided he doesn't kill anyone, he'll serve half of it at the most. Probably closer to 2 years since he's Wesley Snipes and wants to be the "big dog."

This reminds me, my dad's a tax cheat. I wonder if the IRS has any rewards for turning someone over?

 

Now that you've posted it EVERYONE knows.


Better turn him in for the reward before someone else does. 

 

He's just lucky that making shit movies isn't a crime, the Blade sequels would have got him life.

 

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill.




But srsly kids, don't cheat on yr taxes.

 

Wesley Snipes needs a lesson from Willie Nelson on the whole tax evasion thing.

 

I'm pretty sure Keifter did serve his time. I think he had to serve a year.


Just goes to show kids, pay your taxes, or the IRS will smash you with a briefcase.

 

And don't forget to take your vitamins and say your prayers, cause whacha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!

 

Nino Brown will find a way out of this, just you wait!

 

Now they will have to freeze Stallone for three years and we need to figure out a use for three shells in the bathroom…

 

I bet the judge is a vampire..

Actually, screw Snipes. I like him as an actor (loved all three blades, so, there) but these celebrities who think they are better than everyone else need to be locked up!

 

but they are celebs...they are better than us...

 

Damn you Jetfire! I was going to make a Demolition Man joke! BLARRGG!

 

Yeah I was surprised that people went for the US marshals joke first, I saw an opening... 

 

As for being a celeb,heck my father didn't pay taxes for over 12 years,and they just stuck him with a monthly payment plan.

I beleive this is just a way to get back at the celebs who disaproved of the war.

 

maybe they'll cut his time if wes hits a hook shot from the free throw line, close eyed.

from the other end of the court.

 

I doubt that, tax authorities are only marginally less machiavellian then intellegence services in most rich western nations and theres nothing they like more then making an example of rich evaders.