Well... the well has run dry.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mr. Jiggles, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    My MILFcapades are over. She said she was 'confused' and starting to have 'feelings' and she was paranoid that everyone would find out.

    That sucks.
     
  2. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    sounds like you got out just in time.
     
  3. Ops_was_a_truck

    Ops_was_a_truck JOOOLIE ANDREWWWWWS!!!!!!

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    Bawwwwww. That's a shame. Still, as long as you were just enjoying the ride, then all's well.
     
  4. Backstop

    Backstop Have you seen my box art?

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    ah! have a couple beers you will be fine...
     
  5. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah. I'm a dumbass. My head is always in a weird place. I don't know how to feel about it. Sometimes I wish I could just be a douchebag, but it's against my nature.
     
  6. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    Being a douchebag is my nature. Here's what you do:

    1. Hit it.

    2. Quit it.
     
  7. honestgabe

    honestgabe I

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    Yeah like George Clinton said, Hit it and quit it!
     
  8. Gigatron_2005

    Gigatron_2005 President of Calendars

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    I thought that this was the point of the thread... He got hit, then he got quit.
     
  9. Darkravager

    Darkravager Zombie Hunter

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    Is this a direct response to her daughter walking in on you in your boxers?
     
  10. llamatron

    llamatron Shut up, Nigel. TFW2005 Supporter

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    I hope you video taped at least one session for archival purposes.

    But now that the MILF-era is over, it's time to rebound to the other extreme. Schoolgirls. Oh yes.
     
  11. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    in more ways than one, teehee.
     
  12. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    mister jiggles, the reluctant douchebag.
     
  13. MegaPrime33

    MegaPrime33 Follow me @NerdActivist TFW2005 Supporter

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    :useless 
     
  14. Team Jetfire

    Team Jetfire Pop-POP!

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    You know, older women usually have some type of 'dryness' I suggest some type of lube...

    ...what??
     
  15. Katamari Prime

    Katamari Prime Hassan Chop! TFW2005 Supporter

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    (With BW Megatron response); Just make sure their legal, Yeees.
     
  16. Foster

    Foster Super Mod

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    It's only cool when the guy does it. The impertinence of this broad! Nobody quits the Jiggles!
     
  17. pscoop

    pscoop Dead inside

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    No shit, she is obviously the douchebag in this senario.

    And to llamatron
    *slow one man applause*
    Always right on with words of wisdom.
     
  18. theLostSeeker

    theLostSeeker Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that sucks. I had the same experience a couple of times. They get attached and they know it can't happen, so they have to let you go. Even if the loving's good. But don't worry, she'll carry you in her heart…
     
  19. Fairy Princess

    Fairy Princess Banned

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    Just ask her if she has any lonely Milf-friends and move yuor way through the Soccer mom Phone Chain.
     
  20. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    Words of wisdom from the Vandals;


    And if it had to end,
    I think that my heart could eventually mend,
    I'd keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you.
     

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