Well, someone played too much Grand Theft Auto..

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  1. seeker311

    seeker311 The Collector

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    tikgnat Baweepgranaweepninnybong. TFW2005 Supporter

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    But what did he do when he got 5 stars?
     
  3. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Wow. That's just...wow.


    There's a gun store called The Slaughterhouse? Wtf?
     
  4. VictoryLeo19

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    used the code to get the tank
     
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    I wonder what he bought at WalMart?
     
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    It would've been more but he had to keep driving his cousin places.
     
  7. Ephland

    Ephland Let's Go Rangers

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    He even tried the "changing your appearance to lose the cops" method.
     
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    Aernaroth <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and Veteran

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    Gouranga!
     
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    Satomiblood Prototype Black

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    Fucking amateur. He should've jacked the Greyhound and driven it up 10 flights of stairs before driving it off the roof and straight into a helicopter, escaping before impact, and doing a barrel roll into a lake.
     
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    jackgaughan Interner Soldier

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    He won't be joining the saints any time soon.
     
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    You realize he didnt sleep with 600 women...right?

    Child support for 1 kid is crazy, he may need another job...
     
  13. seeker311

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    More like 10 jobs
     
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    And probably a bigger penis.
     
  15. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    Achievement unlocked.
     
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    This is awesome! But it also means he's going to have a hard time finding someone to represent him in court. :lol 
     
  17. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    People These Days.
     
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    Wow. :lol 
     
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    My dream is to populate your country. Sleeping with the ladies is a slow way. lol I can't remember the article now but wasn't his sperm donated in a fertility clinic? Plus the guy already died.
     
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    This reminds me of the I knew a guy at work who claimed to have slept with over 600 women throughout his life. Since he was about 60 years old at the time, we did some math & figured out that even if he started banging broads when he was 10 (as he claimed), it's totally possible because that'd be 12 women a year, which could roughly have been broken down into one every month of his life.

    Considering he's never been married & was rarely in the same place for more than a few years at a time, not to mention his age + the places he's lived, maybe he wasn't just shitting us after all.
     

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