well it finally happened...

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  1. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    i'm 18. ya ladies now you aint gots to fear gettin arrested,now i can smoke even though i got asthma,and now i can watch porn without feeling like a creepy teen and instead feel like a creepy adult.oh yeah
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    Congratulations, bro, Now go get wasted.
     
  3. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    super cool story bro! but seriously happy birthday now go register to vote
     
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    Go to the bahamas. drinking age there is 18
     
  5. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a great life :D  :lol 
     
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    Funstorm,







    Go forth and get wasted.
     
  7. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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  8. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart.

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    happy birthday

    im taking you to canada. to get you canadian beer. then we'll get some canadian bacon. then i'll get you some canadian strippers.
    then ill leave ya to pay the bill with canadian money.

    what do you say, ah?
     
  9. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    ya like i need an excuse to get wasted i was tottaly waiting for this day to finally drink tottaly.lol
     
  10. newguy

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    congrats dude.
     
  11. $shockwave$

    $shockwave$ Banned

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    Damn I wasn't the first post, but.

    I better watch the news tommorow morning and see your ass on their on a high speed pursuit.

    Happy B-Day. :) 
     
  12. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    I see you don't need an excuse to totally misspell totally, twice. :thumbs2: 
     
  13. $shockwave$

    $shockwave$ Banned

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    With two t's. He must be getting wasted now.
     
  14. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    thats how i roll baby
     
  15. kenm2474

    kenm2474 LORD DC TFW2005 Supporter

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    Straight up man. I dont know where you are but Mexicos drinking age is 18 too and the alcohol is cheap. Also its not really enforced either so you can bring younger friends and they can drink too. Theres alot of violence there so it may not be worth it.
     
  16. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    im mexican and when i lived there i used to buy beer for my uncles and i was idk between 8 and 9 years old so i know what thats like.but seriously in this day and age is it extremely difficult for teenagers to get booze here in cali? my friend the captain dont think so
     
  17. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Or better yet, pay a homeless guy $30 to buy a case of beer, get pissed, and go to cheapest stripclub. Beats going to Mexico.
     
  18. funstorm

    funstorm Doer of nothing

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    the thing about strip clubs is that i hate gettin my motor running and not being taken for a ride
     
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    Okay, I'll come out. When I saw the title of this thread..... I thought you got laid.
     
  20. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    That's why you go to the cheapest one you can find. It's less about getting your motor running, and more about laughing at the Walmart-like people in it.
     

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