Weird Things you find in a hotel?

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  1. tfan123

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    What are some weird things you find in a hotel, anywhere? (Including the cafe, room, bathroom, any place.)

    In the bathroom:
    -A positive pregnancy test
    -A suicide note
    -A cheetah girls cd with the glass broke

    In the pool:
    -A condom
     
  2. Necrophon

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    Well, the story I get from that is; that some girl who liked the Cheetah girls, fooled around with a guy in the pool who's condom didn't work and when she took a pregnancy test and saw it was positive she wrote the suicide note. :dunce 

    I'm ready for my place on C.S.I. now folks!

    Seriously though, I've not stayed in a lot of hotels and I've never found anything so interesting.
     
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    THIS. Better story than i came up with.
     
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    Dead hookers? I need to stay at better hotels.


    Never found anything of unique interest.
     
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    -giant spiders
    -spiders with turning eyes that actually look at you and than run away from you (while you were sneaking up from behind holding a rolled magazine), and they could JUMP... *shiver*
     
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    A cellphone with amateur porn on it. Bad amateur porn. I mean, the guy was wearing a feather boa the whole time.
     
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    I was wondering where my cell was...
     
  8. grimlock1972

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    oh Geeze Jesse Ventura quit losing your cell phone XD

    But seriously, Golf balls in a swimming pool, and a Bikini in a men's room o_O 
     
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    A massive dump left in the toilet.
     
  10. tfan123

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    Gross. Who the HELL puts porn on a cell phone?
     
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    Where exactly is this place so I can avoid it in the future?
     
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    Hrm... Not actually in the room itself, but stayed at a hotel once where the GF and I thought we'd go down to the hot tub to spend some time there, only to be greeted by a hot tub with a floating turd in it. That was lovely.

    Complete and total mood ruiner, too, man. Couldn't even salvage the night once we got back to the room, that's how hard the mood was ruined.
     
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    a CLEAN room?
     
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    No dead hookers in the closet.
     
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    This isn't a hotel room, but my friend bought a phone off ebay, with a whole bunch of pics of someones girlfriend, in the unclothed.
     
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    I spent ten years with Marriott...when we renovated the courtyard hotels in 2004/2005, we found some crazy stuff hidden in places throughout the rooms. Above and beyond the typical vibrators under the mattresses or porn pages inserted in bibles, the craziest thing - and it seemed to be more common than probably expected - was crack pipes and drug paraphinelia hidden inside towel racks. Very odd, but resourceful.
     
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    ^ that post + the posters sig is pure win :lolol 
     
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    My girlfriend used to work at a prestigious hotel, and they often get celebs and their entourages staying. One weekend the infamous "singing" twat known as Robbie Williams was in the area, but staying at another hotel while some of his hangers-on were staying at this particular hotel. In the hours after he checked in, there were complaints from guests in nearby rooms about the noise - they could hear the sound of a woman "in the mood" moaning loudly. This went on for several hours, in which time hotel security kept knocking on the door and asking if he was ok. After some time with no response, they got the master key and opened the room.

    Nobody was in the room, but a DVD player was hooked up to the TV, playing a porn film on a continuous loop, and vast amounts of drugs (cocaine, ecstasy, amphetamines) were left lying around the room. In line with hotel policy the police were called and everything was confiscated by them - the guy never came back to claim his 'belongings'!

    Oh also, ninety's got a great story involving Haribo.
     
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    Well, since this is a Transformers forum, I'd say weirdest thing found in a hotel was Megatron making out with Starscream near a Bot-con! :D  :D  :D 

    Well, it would be if true........................
     
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    Sarcasm.DERP.
     

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