Same thing I try to do every night. Try to take over the world.

 

Build a miniature golf course in my backyard.

 

Get 1 million gamerscore!

 

You people are weirdos.

 

I love it when you say Camshafts, whisper it to me

"Caamshafftss"

 

Create a mermaid by surgically splicing a hot chick whose legs have been sliced off and a shark's tail, then seeing how long she survives post-op.

 

Push a port-a-pot out of an aircraft.

 

Two chicks at the same time, man.

 

How's that weird...?

 

You forgot to add "in the butt" or is that just assumed?
Me?
Give Megan Fox an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Look it up, but FFS dont do it at work.
And yes I would be wearing a rubber.

As to why? I quote Ming the Mercliess from Flash Gordon
"Why not?"

 

Do Thriller in the Wal-mart Parking Lot.
With a bunch of homosexual grannies

 

I always wanted to shit on Debra's desk.

 

Because the kind of chicks willing to have a threesome with me aren't normal.

 

The Flesh Light.

But all this real vagina just keeps getting in my way  

 

Stay in the Hello Kitty bondage hotel room in Japan. Aww yeah. Life goal.

 

I've always wanted to stay in a Wal-Mart or Target after closing and open all the toys/play with them.

 

hahahahaha

I remember doing a WoW raid and explaining to 40 people what an alabama hot pocket was over ventrilo. The reaction was legendary.

Also I suggest an Alabama Tuna Melt. MUCH better.

 

Or a Cleveland Steamer.

10,000 bonus points if you get to explain it to someone in a public place.

 

Swim in a pool filled with Mountain Dew, but that's virtually impossible...without spending alot of money, that is.