But never could... Mine? If I had unlimited money to do it, I'd go and break every obscure blue law or weird law in the US.. A blue law is a type of law, typically found in the United States, designed to enforce religious standards, particularly the observance of Sunday as a day of worship or rest, and a restriction on Sunday shopping. Most have been repealed, have been declared unconstitutional, or are simply unenforced, although prohibitions on the sale of alcoholic beverages, and occasionally almost all commerce, on Sundays are still enforced in many areas. Blue laws often prohibit an activity only during certain hours and there are usually exceptions to the prohibition of commerce, like grocery and drug stores. In some places blue laws may be enforced due to religious principles, but others are retained as a matter of tradition or out of convenience. Here are a couple from indiana: - Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. - If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices. - It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. - A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight. - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. - One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. See some of these are kinda stupid.. Other ones I heard of include things like "It is illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on a Sunday" "Illegal to ride a merry go round on sunday" etc. I'd go to every state and local area and breaks this laws no one cares about. Record it all and submit it to Guinness for most laws broken by a single person... True they are laws no one in their right mind would bother prosecuting me for, but laws would be broken..