weird things you always wanted to do....

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  1. rattrap007

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    But never could...

    Mine? If I had unlimited money to do it, I'd go and break every obscure blue law or weird law in the US..

    A blue law is a type of law, typically found in the United States, designed to enforce religious standards, particularly the observance of Sunday as a day of worship or rest, and a restriction on Sunday shopping. Most have been repealed, have been declared unconstitutional, or are simply unenforced, although prohibitions on the sale of alcoholic beverages, and occasionally almost all commerce, on Sundays are still enforced in many areas. Blue laws often prohibit an activity only during certain hours and there are usually exceptions to the prohibition of commerce, like grocery and drug stores. In some places blue laws may be enforced due to religious principles, but others are retained as a matter of tradition or out of convenience.

    Here are a couple from indiana:

    - Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
    - If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
    - It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
    - A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
    - Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
    It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
    - One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
    Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.


    See some of these are kinda stupid.. Other ones I heard of include things like "It is illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on a Sunday" "Illegal to ride a merry go round on sunday" etc.

    I'd go to every state and local area and breaks this laws no one cares about. Record it all and submit it to Guinness for most laws broken by a single person... True they are laws no one in their right mind would bother prosecuting me for, but laws would be broken..
     
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    i've always wanted to....................................................i got nothing at the moment.
     
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    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Katie Price. Weird, but I want to do her.
     
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    I knew you were going to go sexual Optimus Sledge

    Ummm i'd say drive a Volkswagen bug into a lake and see how long it floats, but take out any electrical stuff, so i can still use it later without problems.
     
  5. rattrap007

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    more silly Indiana laws:

    - No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
    - Drinks on the house are illegal.
    - Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
    - You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
    - “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
    - Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

    From Indiana cities:
    Beech Grove
    - It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.

    Evansville
    - While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.

    Gary
    - Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.

    Indianapolis
    - Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour.
    - One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.

    South Bend
    - It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

    Warsaw
    - No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor.


    Couple Ohio ones that made me laugh:
    - It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
    - It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

    Canton, ohio
    -If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

    Cleveland
    - It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

    McDonald, Ohio
    - Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

    Youngstown, ohio
    - You may not run out of gas.
     
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    The thing I want to do will have to wait until the very awesome and convenient post apocalypse in which the world is left mostly barren, and everyone must fend for themselves, and truly earn their life on a daily basis. See, I want to be a nomad, carrying a sword, and a backpack full of essentials for survival in the wild. I want to jump dear, and slit its throat with my sword, and cook it over a fire pit. I want to kill thieves, and use chair legs as currency when bartering at market towns. Yep, I wish I was living in an RPG. I'd probably die of malnutrition eventually, but fuck it, at least I'd be having fun.
     
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    I've always wanted to....

    Build an Earthship
    Perform a wedding ceremony
    Be in the middle of a Pie fight
    Poop gold bricks
     
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    My cuzin told me it's legal to take someones vehicle for a joyride in the state of Florida if they leave theyr door open and engine running.

    She may have been just yanking my chain.
     
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    take on the world in a war. i cant be hit. i cant be negotiated. i destroy all in my path. why? just because.
     
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    Well, um...really now?

    Second one...I back into spots to make it easier to leave. So...crap!

    Well now...I have never heard about those...
     
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    - Take a vow of silence for some period of time. At least a week, but a month if I could manage it. Not that I talk much anyways, but it might be interesting to try to get through life without speaking at all.

    - Go to the National Black Arts Festival and then, afterwards, complain and ask for my money back because it has nothing to do with the occult.

    - Put on a fancy suit, sunglasses and one of those ear-pieces, then walk around all day with one of my friends, acting like their security detail. I'd keep the public away from them, occasionally act like I'm listening to the ear-piece and talk back to it in 'code', that sort of thing.

    - Get a Bluetooth earpiece, put it on and walk around busy public places talking to myself all day. All part of testing my theory that you can walk around in public saying pretty much whatever you want, as long as you look like you're on a cellphone.

    - Make a minor nuisance of myself at public protests and rallies - Go to a PETA rally with a "no, more animal testing" sign, protest a pride parade for promoting the deadly sin of pride, that sort of thing.

    - Drive around town in a golf cart with a Nerf gun, plenty of extra darts and large pig in the passenger seat. Both I and the pig would be wearing purple capes and I'd periodically shoot people with Nerf darts while yelling "let's get dangerous!". I don't have an explanation for this one, but it's a long-standing weird thing I'd like to do.
     
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    I've always wanted to eat a pizza off a hooker's ass. Seriously.
     
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    Ooh, eating sushi off naked women must be done. I blame Showdown In Little Tokyo.
     
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    Remember kids: pillage first, then burn. :D 

    Weirdest thing I want to do is hug a penguin or baby panda. :crazy: 
     
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