Weird things at a zoo

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  1. galvascream

    galvascream Apple Junkie

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    I went to the San Antonio Zoo. When looking at the black leopard exhibit, the male one got up. It starts humping the female one for about a minute. Then, the female one claws and bites her rapist, as if saying, "Not now, Bill! Can't you see there are people here? Let's wait till after lunch". Also, a monkey there was born on my birthday.
     
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    This isn't gonna turn out good..

    *Sets up flame shield*
     
  3. blumpy2000

    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    Sometimes when a Mommy cat and a Daddy cat really love each other...

    Actually most animal "courtships" are rather violent and/or aggressive. Plus male big cat's aren't known for their stamina.
     
  4. galvascream

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    No, that guy was bleeding. I could tell if that female had fingers, she'd be flipping him off.
     
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    Not wierd, but one of the Elephants at my local zoo made one of the largest roars I've ever heard. Not a roar but like a bellow. Sounded like this but alot louder and longer.
    YouTube - Elephant, Kruger National Park, South Africa

    Such amazing animals, though seriously not-to-be screwed around with.
     
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    There was this one elephant at my local zoo that always did its best to show onlookers nothing but its ass.
     
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    blumpy2000 PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

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    You just made me giggle like an idiot.
     
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    Ebay:
    Are the black leopards half the price of snow leopards?
    [ducks out of thread]
     
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    thats not so weird. once i saw the mating ritual of the hippopotamus.
     
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    The genitals of most male felines are barbed to induce ovulation in females they mate with in estrus. Most feline females attack their mates after mating.
     
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    I like when Amish people are at the zoo. Seriously, a couple times last summer there were large groups of Amish at the zoo when I was there. It was like a two for one.
     
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    She probably wishes he were wearing a kitty condom.
     
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    :lol  Dark Convoy
     
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    I don't blame him there. You put knives on your fingers and then try to put a latex hat on your tallywhacker...
     
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    I saw a giraffe go to the bathroom.
     
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    How did his neck fit in the stall?
     
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    I want to make love to you like an animal?
     
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    Thank you for that, Genozaur.
     
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    I still have pictures of when I went to Roger Williams years ago with my mother on a rainy day.

    I captured the Polar Bears going at it. A year later they had a new cub.

    I also got images of the monkeys flinging their feces at a group of schoolchildren.

    Another time I went there, there was thing huge floating turd in the pool of the Polar Bear's pen, and one of the elephants took a massive crap in front of everyone.

    There was also this one time when the Moon Bear got stuck on top of a rock tower.
     
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    a friend of mine can throw his voice. We were watching the big snakes being fed.
     

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