When our relationship first started, I thought I was the luckiest man alive. You were the girl ( phone ) everyone wanted. The most popular girl in school, the head cheerleader ( iPhone ). After a while though, I saw you for what you really are. When I wanted to hang with my friends ( favorite websites ), I had to do it without you because you don't like the same things we do ( flash support ). When I talked to you about it, you suggested my friends ( websites ) should start liking what you like ( HTML5 ). Now I realize that you are an elitist, a snobby stuck up b!tch. You think you're better than my friends, and by association, better than me. It's ok though, because I've met someone else. She's fun, she gets me, and likes what my friends and I like ( flash ). She's the nerdy science geek, but I'm ok with that. She's down to earth. Iphone, you've been dumped for the Droid Incredible.