We’re simply not fit for human consumption

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  1. Seth Buzzard

    Seth Buzzard R.I.P. Buzzbeak Content Contributor

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    http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articles/0712flashcannibal-CR.html

    Damn it, one day… one day.
     
  2. Brandon

    Brandon This is important work.

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    Well that's dissapointing.
     
  3. MegaPrime33

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    I guess they need to find a new recipe for Soylent Green.
     
  4. Rodimus Major

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    And here I always thought that by eating a person, you absorb their power. Guess I'd better stop, then.
     
  5. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot Arise Rodimus Prime

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    :lolol  :yuck 
     
  6. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    ew...we really are a sick species.
     
  7. Eric

    Eric RIP AND TEAR!!!

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    Duh. We've known that since the beginning of man. :p 

    Heh, I guess now we know why Hannibal Lector always feels sick after eating people.
     
  8. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    This is a bad thing? Now we have nothing to fear from zombies and vampires. Go on, eat me, you fishnet-wearing Cure-listening wannabes. I'll shrivel your insides.
     
  9. KA

    KA PENIS GOES WHERE?!!

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    that is why you should stick with babies. they are less contaminated.
     
  10. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    I's stick with Buffalo Wings thank you!
     
  11. King Starscream

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    See this is why we all need to buy everything organic. It promotes a more natural and less artificially flavored human.
     
  12. smkspy

    smkspy is one nice fucking kitty

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    Doesn't hurt to remind yourself every now and then...keeps us semi-honest:cool: 
     
  13. SPLIT LIP

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    Dammit! I wish I had known that before lunch...
     
  14. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    Only the ribs.

    Heheh... Oh. <=[
     
  15. Cloud Strife

    Cloud Strife 01000011 01000101 0101010

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    well, there went dinner...............now what?
     
  16. Gears

    Gears buh-buh-body ya Veteran

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    Good to know.
     
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    I'm glad it was a "health guru" and not an actual doctor that came to this conclusion.
     
  18. BigPrime3000

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    I was thinking the same thing. It doesn't make any sense to me. So when I drink water and it passes through my digestive system it won't make me sick, but if someone were to drink tap water and then I were to eat them and digest the tap water that way it would make me sick?
     
  19. Cobalt Agent

    Cobalt Agent My dick kills dinosaurs

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    I hear this can all be fixed by converting to Scientology.
     
  20. Random Autobot

    Random Autobot Soviet Kanukistani

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    The fear of developing Creutzfeld-Jacob syndrome has always kept my cannibalistic yearnings in check.
     

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