WARNING!! Keep your wives away from Decepticons!!

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  1. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    My son had his McDonald's Animated Starscream lying on the floor last night. We were all down on the floor playing and for whatever reason, my wife wound up laying down on her back directly on top of Starscream's tailfins. I didn't see it happen so when I do look at her, she can't breathe, she's crying, and she thought she was going to either throw up or pass out....After she calmed down and some of the pain went away, we figured out what had happened and what she layed on, I started telling her that Decepticons really were bad!!!! I guess Starscream will be her favorite from now on!
     
  2. n_tel_ekt

    n_tel_ekt Wreaker

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    :inquisiti  Playing eh??? lol, man thats happened a few times at my house!
     
  3. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    LOL yeah, actually playing this time...the kids were still up.... :D 
     
  4. kllrwlf

    kllrwlf Well-Known Member

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    Naughty naughty! :p 
     
  5. Velcrohead

    Velcrohead Banned

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    Who knows what would've happened if she'd sat down on Classics Astrotrain in bullet-train mode.
     
  6. dark69

    dark69 BlackArachnia Terrorize!

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    LMAO!!!
     
  7. adam-x

    adam-x megazord activate,,

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    qft, best quote ever!!!!
     
  8. red00wolf

    red00wolf insatiable collector

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    I dont get it can you explane it to me in detail?
     
  9. adam-x

    adam-x megazord activate,,

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    allow me
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  10. Poho

    Poho That's MISTER Poho to you

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    thread derailed!!!
    roflmao
     
  11. O_Prime05

    O_Prime05 Katsohiten Prime

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    Thank god is doesn't have real train track vibration. Hahaha!
     
  12. Foster

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    Just don't go chromed-end first.
     
  13. godsenddeath

    godsenddeath . TFW2005 Supporter

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    A former board member used to do that quite often.
     
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  14. McBradders

    McBradders James Franco Club! Moderator

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    Hmn, I never thought rug burns would be a better option than anything, but there you have it.
     
  15. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    So that's where my Railracer set went to....LMAO
     
  16. Ruination04

    Ruination04 8 Years Old Since 1984!

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    Interesting...this has quickly became: :useless 
     
  17. MushroomPrime

    MushroomPrime ******

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    Ahhhhhhh


    my innocent childhood
     
  18. Caine

    Caine Rise up to the glory!!

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    Thread won! :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  19. Cool Hand Lube

    Cool Hand Lube Well-Known Member

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    You wouldn't be saying that if you knew which member they were talking about.

    *shudders*
     
  20. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    People doing sexual things with Transformers? Well I never!
     

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