Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Metroplex79, Aug 24, 2009.
Beating up the boss!!!
There goes the next raise.
Well god damn
Thats what I call anger management.
He'll be doing his future reprimands in the Nerf section.
did he ask for his face?
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i think thise device is faulty it doesn't have an option for telling someone to stick in her pooper
I bet the manager won't ever forget Walmart's 10 foot rule from now on.
That's probably the problem: the manager had to stay alert for customers within a 10 foot radius, making it easier for his assailant to attack.
That's coming in the upgrade to 9002, all for a low, low down payment of $999.99.
...doctor said to stay away from sports section....bats...shiney....hard...managers head like ripe melon....smashey....shiney....blood like wine....bats.....telling me its alright.....friend bat.....PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!
Well i'll be a son of a gun.
Why do I get the feeling the perp is on some fandom board right now asking for advice on how to deal with the situation?
That worker is livin the dream. Beating the crap out of tose above you.
Probably a Hot Wheels collector. Or whichever fandom it is we've decided is geekier than us this week.
Hot Wheels/Matchbox collectors are always geekier than Transformers fans.
The current obscure fans though are the Furby collectors.
Tha manager must have been an asshole!
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