Wal-Mart worker accused of beating boss with bat

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  1. Metroplex79

    Metroplex79 Hey mouse, say cheese!

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  2. Embryoyo

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    Well god damn
     
  3. Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur 100% Sarcastic Saurian

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    Thats what I call anger management.
     
  4. Omegatron

    Omegatron Mandatory Fun. Buy it now TFW2005 Supporter

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    He'll be doing his future reprimands in the Nerf section.
     
  5. Cheetatron

    Cheetatron Eh

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    lol
     
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    did he ask for his face?
     
  7. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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  8. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 "No Mas" My Wallet

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    i think thise device is faulty it doesn't have an option for telling someone to stick in her pooper :lolol 
     
  9. jorod74

    jorod74 Psycholagnist (Ret.)

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    I bet the manager won't ever forget Walmart's 10 foot rule from now on.
     
  10. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    That's probably the problem: the manager had to stay alert for customers within a 10 foot radius, making it easier for his assailant to attack.
     
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    mx-01 archon Well-Known Member

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    on_a_warpath OAW 2010

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    :lol 
     
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    Professional Help...

    ...doctor said to stay away from sports section....bats...shiney....hard...managers head like ripe melon....smashey....shiney....blood like wine....bats.....telling me its alright.....friend bat.....PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!
     
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    $shockwave$ Banned

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    Well i'll be a son of a gun.

    A bullet.
     
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    Why do I get the feeling the perp is on some fandom board right now asking for advice on how to deal with the situation? :inquisiti 

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    That worker is livin the dream. Beating the crap out of tose above you.

    Hell yeah
     
  17. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Probably a Hot Wheels collector. Or whichever fandom it is we've decided is geekier than us this week.
     
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    Or scarier. :lol 

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    Tha manager must have been an asshole! :horse: 
     

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