Wal-Mart Employee Finds Man Glued to Toilet

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  1. soundwaveCA

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    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/02/D8HBT4CO1.html

    As sorry as I feel for this guy its still pretty funny :lol 
     
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    Wow I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the guy.
     
  3. Seth Buzzard

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    Didn’t this happen in a Home Depot or something last year and it turned out the guy had glued himself to toilets in the past to get money out of the store?
     
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    That reminds me of a sketch on Crank Yankers.
     
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    Poor guy. :lol :lol :lol 
     
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    that's the first thing I thought of too.

    Being glued to a public toilet seat, while funny, has got to be one of the worst situations to be in. I've a hard enough time sitting on those things as it is.
     
  7. Insane Galvatron

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    Do people never actually check the seat before they sit down? I always do for fear of people that don't raise the seat to pee. If you make sure there's no pee, you'll be making sure there is no glue as well.
     
  8. Drake

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    Ouch. That's pretty smurfed up. Didn't this same thing happen at a Home Depot a while back? Seriously put a layer of tp on the seat before you sit there.
     
  9. flamepanther

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    Pee is among the least of things I worry about when checking a public toilet seat :puke: 
     
  10. Seth Buzzard

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    When my only other option is dropping a duce in my pants and I have to sit on one I wipe the seat down with some toilet paper then use an ass gasket. Unless they don’t have any, in that case I make one out of the toilet paper. If the situation is dyer and there is no time for prep work then I’ll use the hover technique, but one must be careful of splashing in that case.
     
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    Hmm, I tend to not do a number 2 in public toilets. If I absolutely must, I will

    a) kick myself for not planning ahead.
    b) If I haven't shat mysef while trying kick myself I'd wipe the seat down the loo roll. Fastidiously.
    c) Poop.
     
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    if it's just superglue a simple sideways twist would dislodge him. Might leave a good deal of personal hair on the seat though. Superglue has a high strength bond against a direct force but breaks up under a perpendicular force.
     
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    As Buzzbeak suggested, ALWAYS WIPE DOWN THE SEAT AND USE ASS GASKETS!!!
     
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    I hope this wasn't the Walmart at Salisbury, Maryland >.<;; I live near there and I go there a lot...
     
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    Damn man, you think he would''ve checked the seat with some of that sandpaper they call for toilet paper first :lol 
     
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    Hmn, this is why, if I can help it, I only drop at work. After the horrors the animals on my floor put me through, payback is a must.
     
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    Sounds like a copycat of the Home Depot guy. My bet is he did it too.

    Think about it, superglue drys really quick. I'm guessing it would only take a few minutes before it drys, and I have never known Walmart bathrooms to be crowded. So I would assume that the guy who did it just left prior to this guy coming in, he left while the guy was in there, or this 20 year old did it himself.
     
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    Beat me to it. This is totally a case where the guy did it himself; expect to hear of a lawsuit soon.
     
  19. RandomFerret

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    It could be far worse than glue, poop or wii. One summer I worked as a custodial technician at a wal-mart. I lasted a week.

    The men's room, I learned, was the local hotspot for bumsexual activities. A single encounter could leave every single fluid the male body produces on the toilet seat. I didn't stick around long enough to get washroom duty.

    And ass gaskets do not exist in Canadaville. The first I ever heard of them was when watching American TV.
     
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    Common sense tells you... when a toilet seat looks wet... WIPE IT OFF FIRST!!!

    I agree, I don't think this guy's that stupid. He's just money hungry.
     

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