G2 Electro: "ARRRRGHGHGHGH. ARRRRGHGHGHGHGHHHHHH!!!!! WHYYYYYYY! Dear god, my legs! I can't feel my legs... and my waist... oh god, part of my just fell off! KILL ME!!!!!!

 

PRID Cliffjumper: I can't believed that I got killed by a Seeker!

HFTD Ironhide: Yeah I was killed by a old bot Prime.

TFTM'07 Jazz: Well,I was killed by Megatron.

Universe 2.0 Ratchet: I was by a Construticon!

Universe 2.0 Prowl: Same Thing,man.

Animated Prowl:I was killed by the Allspark!

DOTM Megatron: I WAS KILLED BY OPTIMUS PRIME!

Classics UB 2-pack Optimus Prime: Hey I was killed,and get youths to death.

 

Animated Lugnut: "Megatron!!"
Beast Wars: "My Queen!!!"
Animated/Beast Wars Megatrons: "Why??"

BW Silverbolt: "That new blue fembot looks kind of cute."

 

Dotm and Prime Bumblebees : Why do so many people hate me?   (Or Beep Beeeep Beeeep)

 

DOTM Cyberfire Bumblebee: "Your soul. Give it to me."
DOTM Starscream and Thundercracker: "Fix our arms!"
DOTM Leader Bumblebee: "Please don't give me to your sister!"

 

All my Transformers on display: "So, exactly how long do we all have to stand here, crammed together, looking forward? And would it kill you to dust once in a while? Long Haul's got allergies, man."

 

My Grimlock Shelf: "ME KING!".."NO ME KING!".... "NO ME!!"

Ultra Magnus Shelf: "We Can't Deal with that now!"

DOTM Space Case: Dear MERCY i'm Sexy!

Galaxy Force Blue Ramble: "Betcha I'm harder to find than allY'all!"

Kitbash Overlord: " Oh god...The pain! Kill me!"

Energon Bruticus head stuck inside Crossfire box: " Why can't I feel my body? Why is it so dark?"

 

RotF Demolisher: Kill... Meeeee...

 

Yeah, a cute pile of scrap for the Junk Pit once Blackarachnia gets through with her  

 

Except the Beast Wars character would be stepped on.  

 

I think TM2 Black Arachnia would be pretty comparable in size to Prime Arcee.

 

I thought even then she was only about Rhinox sized...

 

This has nothing to do speaking action figures  

 

I forgot we were talking about toys.  

Now, I'll do a few more to stay on topic:

DOTM Sideswipe to my pathetic custom Mirage:

"Who are you?"
"It's Mirage! Your best friend?"
"Mirage doesn't look like a red First Edition Bumblebee with random parts for blades."
"Damn you Ferrari..."

ROTF Voyager Starscream to ROTF Voyager Megatron:

"Who is that behind me??"
"Your DOTM Deluxe counterpart."
"Another me?? Like you and your DOTM Voyager, and Barricade (DOTM) and his ******ed Movie 1 cousin? I will not tolerate this!"
"WFC Megatron is lucky. He doesn't have to deal with a Starscream until next year. I have to put up with TWO of the dipshit."

 

G1 Astrotrain: "Why are my arms so small? I can't punch Prime in the face."
Generations Warpath: "How long do I have to keep my arms in this angle?"
Movie Bumblebee: "Stop stalking me C3PO, I'm not R2D2!!! Wait.....I can talk!!!!"
BW TM2 Cyberchark: "Why can't I turn my lower end in beast mode?"

 

Fixed!  

 

G1 Blast Off - "You call these hands!?"
G1 Swindle - "That's nothing... I have almost no thighs and giant blocks for legs. Not to mention that my shoulders and elbows are in the same place!"

 

WFC Megs to PRID Megs
"You call THAT a fussion cannon? THIS is a fussion cannon!"

 

Sunstreaker in Heath Ledger's Joker voice, "Look at me! LOOK AT MEEE!!!"

G1 Ironhide, "Shouldn't I have been released after TF:TM?"

G1 Prowl, "Logically someone named Prowl should be mostly black, not white!"

Quake, "Why are our Nebulans encased in carbonite?"

 

Why didn't I think of that? Good one!

FE Starscream: "I'm special Megatron!! I have first edition written on my package!!"
TFP Megatron: "I can only hope the second version isnt as annoying as you are."